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  • What's The Magic Word?

    We had a lady come in today and prove that saying Please is a lost art. She goes to the hot dog machine and tries to get one without pushing the button that pauses the machine (it rotates). She asks for help and I go over and press the button for her, she looks at it and then says "Just drop it into the bun."

    More out of shock than anything I grab the tongs and place the hot dog into the bun she was holding. She reaches for the mustard and then tosses to packets of relish my way "Open these" she orders. I open them for her and go off to take care of another customers.

    Hot dog in hand she stares around the store then asks me if we sell root beer. I show her where the cooler is when she again orders me to bring two up to the counter. I do so and then she asked for cigarettes.

    She first points to the bottom row and says she wants those cigarettes. I ask which one as there are four different brands on that row alone. I read off each and everyone to which she says No. Five seconds later she tells me she wants a brand that I had just read to her. A brand that she initially said wasn't the one she wanted.

    We only have three types of this particular smoke lights, menthols, and 100s that is it. I tell her this fact and she says she doesn't want the lights or menthols. I hand her the 100s and she freaks saying that she doesn't want the long ones. She points to the menthols and lights saying she wants the smaller packs. I ask her if she wants menthols or lights. She doesn't want either she wants the regular short ones she tells me pointing again to the menthols and lights.

    Add, rinse, repeat. I finally get it through to her. She takes the 100s and then sneers that she never smokes long cigarettes. Since I can't pull a carton of smokes out of thin air her day was probably ruined.

    I don't mind helping people who are mobility challenged (her hands were shaking which is probably why she wanted me to open the relish packets etc etc) But at least say please and thank you. And when I say we only have menthols, lights, and 100s I mean what I say, arguing won't magically make the ones you want appear.
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    Since I can't pull a carton of smokes out of thin air her day was probably ruined.
    Could you do it if she said Please?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Is the magic word 'beastality'?

      Seriously that is annoying when they just think they can order you around.
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #4
        Ok, I can understand the hot dog. You were there, and it was reflex.

        I can understand the relish, too. You were still right there, after all.

        But the root beer? No way. Her legs weren't broken. She can get her own damn root beer, especially if she's going to be so freaking rude about ordering people around.

        ^-.-^
        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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        • #5
          What's the magic word?
          as the necromancer said, "Abracadaver"

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          • #6
            per Wednesday Addams... "Now."

            Everything sucks. I must be living in a vacuum.

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            • #7
              Other options for the 'Magic Word":
              -Avada Kadabra! *looks* "Why aren't you dead?"
              -Law suit?
              -You're not my real father (okay, more a phrase...)
              Yeah, I think that'll do before I get into the dirty stuff.
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                "You didn't use the magic word."
                "And what is the...'magic word', Dr. Venkman?"
                " 'Please ."
                "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                • #9
                  No way would I have induldged her. At "open these" I'd have walked away and claimed I had other things to do. I hate people like that.

                  "You'd feel a Hell of a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer."
                  ~Clerks

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                  • #10
                    I had a very polite coworker who had a wonderful line for customers who thought we were there to be thier arms and legs for them.

                    "We allow our customers the pleasure of doing (insert menial task) themselves.". It's polite and to the point.

                    That's exactly what I would have said at the relish point.

                    I think people really jonesin' for a cigarette just don't have the ability to listen. Sort of like me before my morning coffee. I have trouble comprehending because all I can think about is my coffee.
                    "Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
                    George Carlin

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                    • #11
                      "Bronze testicles."
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                      • #12
                        Quoth TruthHurts View Post
                        We had a lady come in today and prove that saying Please is a lost art...
                        I have to admit - this story really irritated me and I don't even know the OP. Nice thing to do or not, customer "shaking" or not, that sort of rude, demanding look-down-my-nose-at-the-peon behavior really rubs me the wrong way. I probably would have gotten as far as dropping the hotdog in the bun before pointing out to the customer that I wasn't her personal bitch.

                        Quoth Whyme View Post
                        I had a very polite coworker who had a wonderful line for customers who thought we were there to be thier arms and legs for them.

                        "We allow our customers the pleasure of doing (insert menial task) themselves.". It's polite and to the point.

                        That's exactly what I would have said at the relish point.

                        I think people really jonesin' for a cigarette just don't have the ability to listen. Sort of like me before my morning coffee. I have trouble comprehending because all I can think about is my coffee.
                        I like your co-worker's response to the situation.

                        Also, as far as the coffee/cigarette thing goes: that's an explanation but certainly not a good excuse for acting crappy.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Alpha Strike View Post
                          Also, as far as the coffee/cigarette thing goes: that's an explanation but certainly not a good excuse for acting crappy.
                          I have a regular who's usually the kind of person who's really easy to deal with, joking around when it's not busy, that kind of thing.

                          But occasionally she stomps on, yells "gimme cigarettes!" (she's a regular so I know what kind), throws money on the counter. Then comes back 20 minutes later and apologizes for the way she acted when she was nicotiene deprived.

                          addictions are bad, mmmkay?

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                          • #14
                            Quoth edible_hat View Post
                            I have a regular who's usually the kind of person who's really easy to deal with, joking around when it's not busy, that kind of thing.

                            But occasionally she stomps on, yells "gimme cigarettes!" (she's a regular so I know what kind), throws money on the counter. Then comes back 20 minutes later and apologizes for the way she acted when she was nicotiene deprived.

                            addictions are bad, mmmkay?
                            What's your point?

                            Are addictions bad? Yes.
                            Do they make people do silly/stupid/crazy/unlawful things? Yes.
                            Are they an explanation for why people act a certain way? Yes.

                            [Important one here]: Are they an EXCUSE for that behavior? Hell no.
                            Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.

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                            • #15
                              I have a story that goes well with this one. I was out shopping with my mom at our favorite clothing store. I was trying on a jacket when this old woman calls me over to her and demands that I "hold this around me so I can see if it fits."

                              Now let me reiterate. I don't work there! This woman had me go behind her and stretch the material of the shirt over her front and hold it in place whilst she decided whether it looked good (it didn't). Come on lady, that's why God invented dressing rooms.

                              To top it all off, she didn't say "please", "thank you", or anything. My mom and I just marvelled at the nerve of this woman.

                              I really can't stand people sometimes.
                              ~Rhania

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