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Let's play grown-ups
So here's the deal, we do NOT handle custodial disputes. That is between you, your most hated ex-spouse, and your over-paid lawyer. You don't want her to walk in your home and take the girl? Change your locks. Yes I'm aware it's 3AM and no lawyer is willing to assist you at this hour. No it's not my problem.
sc: so no one is going to help me. *lather rinse repeat. lather rinse repeat. repeat repeat repeat...*
AHHH!! My sound advice: call a lawyer in the morning. If your ex starts a fight with you, call us. But NO, we are not going to make sure you're the only one who gets to see your daughter.
PS: Act like an adult and stop using your child as leverage against your spouse. I understand that you hate each other, but that's why you're getting a divorce. It isn't the kids fault that you're a crappy human being, leave her out of it. Comprende?!
Skankasaurus
I know it's hard when your girlfriend's husband assaults you and vandalises your car, but for the love of Jehovah/Satan/Allah!!! Stop. Singing. Stop singing now. You are actually the piece of crap in this situation, and I have to stay on the phone with you for an indefinate sentence so that you aren't viciously bludgeoned (which you probably deserve) by an angry man with a tire iron. So, here's the deal, stop singing along to Bob Marley's "Fight for your right", cause seriously, you're epic struggle here is something you brought entirely on yourself.
PS: DO NOT audition for American Idol, Simon Cowell would not have a snide comment for you... He would be so flabbergasted by your lack of talent that his head would simply implode.
So here's the deal, we do NOT handle custodial disputes. That is between you, your most hated ex-spouse, and your over-paid lawyer. You don't want her to walk in your home and take the girl? Change your locks. Yes I'm aware it's 3AM and no lawyer is willing to assist you at this hour. No it's not my problem.
sc: so no one is going to help me. *lather rinse repeat. lather rinse repeat. repeat repeat repeat...*
AHHH!! My sound advice: call a lawyer in the morning. If your ex starts a fight with you, call us. But NO, we are not going to make sure you're the only one who gets to see your daughter.
PS: Act like an adult and stop using your child as leverage against your spouse. I understand that you hate each other, but that's why you're getting a divorce. It isn't the kids fault that you're a crappy human being, leave her out of it. Comprende?!
Skankasaurus
I know it's hard when your girlfriend's husband assaults you and vandalises your car, but for the love of Jehovah/Satan/Allah!!! Stop. Singing. Stop singing now. You are actually the piece of crap in this situation, and I have to stay on the phone with you for an indefinate sentence so that you aren't viciously bludgeoned (which you probably deserve) by an angry man with a tire iron. So, here's the deal, stop singing along to Bob Marley's "Fight for your right", cause seriously, you're epic struggle here is something you brought entirely on yourself.
PS: DO NOT audition for American Idol, Simon Cowell would not have a snide comment for you... He would be so flabbergasted by your lack of talent that his head would simply implode.
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