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[ArcticChicken]

8:15 A.M.

ME: *sitting on the floor, trying to reach the shaving creme at the back of the shelf*
SC: "Hey do you have this in non-drowsy?" *waving Benadryl at me*
ME: "Let me check." *looks at the shelf with the Benadryl*
ME: "Nope, doesn't look like it."
SC:*on a cellphone* "They don't have it...I was already at the Rite-Aid."
ME: "Oh, sir, you could try the CVS at the bottom of the hill."
SC: "Thanks."

15 mins later

ME: *still straightening the shaving creme*
SC: "Hey do you have this in non-drowsy?" *waving Benadryl at me*
ME: "....No........Did you......try the CVS?"
SC: "I was just there, they're not open yet. I guess I'll go back and wait."
ME:......
ME:
ME: "What the fuck?

[Listerfiend]

Uh, was it twins? Alzheimer's? Deja vu? That's so idiotic that they'd come back and ask, when YOU'RE the one who told them where to go!

[radiocerk]

Non-drowsy?

I don't think there is a non-drowsy Benadryl. Non-drowsy antihistamines, but not non-drowsy Benadryl. That's why the ingredient in almost every over the counter sleeping aid is Benadryl.
I want to know what universe your pharmacy is in. I want to confuse people with the option of Benadryl that doesn't make you tired.

[Becks]

Oh, man. I would love to have been the one to have dealt with that.

[Sylvia727]

Oh, man. I would love to have been the one to have dealt with that.

Her brain has snapped. *whisks Becky into a body bag* Nothing to see here, people, just a zombie CSR.

[Sheldonrs]

"Excuse me. Do you have this in Non-Stupid"

[Becks]

Her brain has snapped. *whisks Becky into a body bag* Nothing to see here, people, just a zombie CSR.

Please be gentle with me until I recover.

[Fenrus]

Becky, you've never liked it gentle...

Wow, I shouldn't say stuff like that.

[Becks]

I go through phases, you know.

[greensinestro]

Talk about trying to kill some time until another store opens.

[ArcticChicken]

Come to think of it I never have seen Benadryl in non-drowsy.

Can't imagine it'd be very pleasant, 'cause it'd just have to have caffeine or something similar in it, and being hopped up on caffeine and having the sleepy of Benadryl is not fun.

[chainedbarista]

diphenydramine (benadryl) has no other actions beyond:

antihistamine
mild dehyration
anti-nausea effect

anyone who thinks they can get it and not fall asleep is reading comprehension impaired.

i guess the rectum of infinite holding +5 needs a transmorgryphier attachment as well...make the unrealistic magically appear.

[Andara Bledin]

diphenydramine (benadryl) has no other actions beyond:

antihistamine
mild dehyration
anti-nausea effect

anyone who thinks they can get it and not fall asleep is reading comprehension impaired.

Actually, the packaging for Benadryl gives rise to the misconception as it mentions in one place that "no non-drowsy anti-histimine works as fast" and in another that most people will not get drowsy from taking it. Although it does also say not to drive.

I don't get drowsy from any of those. Whatever it is that works as a sedative agent doesn't work on me. Lots of stuff doesn't work right on me. I found out the hard way that Tylenol 3 is completely useless to me after I had my accident.

^-.-^

[TryNotToBeThatOne]

I take benadryl as a quickie (ie one-time use) sedative. I've learned that there are 2 drowsy inducing cold med formulas. One knocks me out. The other one wires me up.

[Slytovhand]

Her brain has snapped. *whisks Becky into a body bag* Nothing to see here, people, just a zombie CSR.

Tie her up and put her with IPF with the Amish... don't forget the beard