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  • SC got told

    Rerant's post reminded me of this story.

    SC - sexist asshole
    CB - Same Cool Boss mentioned in another post of mine

    So, I get a phone call saying there's someone over in sporting goods that needs help, and they're being a jerk. Yay.

    So I go over there, and it's some guy and his (probably) wife. He's instantly bitchy. He's looking at the fishing poles, which are tragically unlabeled. It really was a bad system. He wants to know the prices on some. I agree that the way they're marked is stupid, and I tell him I can walk to the register that's not far away, scan them, and tell him the price. Obviously, this is unacceptable. He also wants to know what gauge of line is on them. I don't know, but I'm looking to see if it says. While I'm trying to help, he demands a manager. Awesome: I'm done with him.

    I call, and tell her that this guy wants to talk to her, and he's a total ass.
    My boss tells me later this is how it went down.

    CB: Hello, sir, how can I help you?
    SC: What gauge of line is on this pole? *holds out item*
    CB: *Inspects fishing pole* I don't know, sir.
    SC: Let's get a man out here, ok?
    CB: Sir, are you a man?
    SC: Yes.
    CB: Do you know what gauge of line is on there?
    SC. No.
    CB: Well, there we go.

    This guy's wife was standing there the whole time, probably super embarrassed.
    Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

    http://www.dywhcomic.com

  • #2
    Quoth Apathy View Post
    CB: Hello, sir, how can I help you?
    SC: What gauge of line is on this pole? *holds out item*
    CB: *Inspects fishing pole* I don't know, sir.
    SC: Let's get a man out here, ok?
    CB: Sir, are you a man?
    SC: Yes.
    CB: Do you know what gauge of line is on there?
    SC. No.
    CB: Well, there we go.
    So awesome!

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    • #3
      Quoth Apathy View Post
      CB: Hello, sir, how can I help you?
      SC: What gauge of line is on this pole? *holds out item*
      CB: *Inspects fishing pole* I don't know, sir.
      SC: Let's get a man out here, ok?
      CB: Sir, are you a man?
      SC: Yes.
      CB: Do you know what gauge of line is on there?
      SC. No.
      CB: Well, there we go.

      This guy's wife was standing there the whole time, probably super embarrassed.
      bravo
      Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

      Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

      I wish porn had subtitles.

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      • #4
        He not only got told, but emasculated all at once.

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        • #5
          Why is it so hard to find Cool Bosses like that?

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          • #6
            Game - Set - Match! damn thats harsh

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            • #7
              That is just classic. I love it!!!

              Here's your sign...

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              • #8
                One of the coolest managers we ever had was talking to me in my back room when one of our problem SC's comes up to the register (about 15 feet away from us)...

                SC: Hey! Ring my shit up! (this is a bakeshop register, meant for you to buy a coffee and muffin on your way to work and maybe a few snacks and be on you way, not to ring up a cart full of stuff)
                MOD: sir, you will have to go up front
                SC: make the asshole employee ring me up
                MOD: leave the store now, I do not tolerate customers treatign my employees like yu did (the Sc is now shacked the MOD do not bow to him and is just speechless)
                SC:....um.....
                MOD: out now, asshole

                SC runs off

                Was it professional, no, but we havens seen the SC since.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Apathy View Post
                  SC: Let's get a man out here, ok?
                  CB: Sir, are you a man?
                  SC: Yes.
                  CB: Do you know what gauge of line is on there?
                  SC. No.
                  CB: Well, there we go.
                  Owned!

                  Classic.

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                  • #10
                    You need to put that in your comic if you haven't already.
                    "Wouldn't that be unethical?"
                    "That's only an issue for those who aren't already in Hell."
                    --Dilbert

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                    • #11
                      YES!!!! Your manager rocks! I can only imagine that the guy's jaw was low enough to mop the floor after that come back from the manager?
                      "500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
                      ~Curly from the 3 Stooges

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                      • #12
                        Quoth freaktard View Post
                        You need to put that in your comic if you haven't already.
                        Seems like I should have thought of that myself.

                        Quoth Tito View Post
                        YES!!!! Your manager rocks! I can only imagine that the guy's jaw was low enough to mop the floor after that come back from the manager?
                        Oh how I wish I'd been there to see it.
                        Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

                        http://www.dywhcomic.com

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Apathy View Post
                          CB: Sir, are you a man?
                          SC: Yes.
                          CB: Do you know what gauge of line is on there?
                          SC. No.
                          CB: Well, there we go.
                          That is such an awesome argument.
                          Broadcasting to you live from the nerve center of my brain..... szzzt *we are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by*

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                          • #14
                            Your boss rocks.

                            How did she manage to escape the 'I must be a spineless drone' degree that is awarded to most retail managers?
                            "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                              Your boss rocks.

                              How did she manage to escape the 'I must be a spineless drone' degree that is awarded to most retail managers?
                              She ran a daycare business and worked at our store mainly for the insurance. So, seeing as how she didn't need the job, she didn't take anyone's crap. Also, she was just that kind of person anyway.
                              Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

                              http://www.dywhcomic.com

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