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  • Oh, go choke on a hairball

    SC in this case stands for Sucky Caller, since he's really not a customer.

    SC has been getting calls for him at his mom's. He doesn't have a ph# (yeah, right). Why is he getting calls? He was in a car accident with one of my company's customers, caused a major accident and didn't have car insurance.

    On April 3, one of my coworkers set him up on a repayment plan (for what my company paid out and really should not have had to) which was supposed to start May 1st for $250/mo. He has not made that payment yet. He owes us $8,000+ and there are medical bills still pending.

    SC: I really can't do that $250.
    me: Why did you agree to it then?
    SC: Well, the guy just kept talking and I didn't know everything he was saying so I just agreed to it.

    strike one

    SC: Can't I pay less?
    Me: Well, right now it's going to take you nearly 3 years to pay this amount and it's not even a final balance yet. Plus your first payment was due nearly a month ago. The only way we could consider changing this arrangement is if you were current, and that's no guarantee.
    SC: But I can't pay 250.
    Me: You agreed to it, sir and you had all of our information to call us back that day. Or when you got the promisary note in the mail a week later with your arrangement information on it. You had almost a month to realize that this wasn't something you could do each and every month and CALL us to see if there were other options. But now you're nearly a month past due, your arrangement stands.
    SC: (some excuses I don't even remember now) Can't you change it for me?
    Me: If you could pay a significant down payment, that would reduce your monthly amount.
    SC: I don't have money for a down payment! I don't even have $250.
    Me: Have you gotten your tax return yet? How about the $600 stimulus check that you'll be getting? That's a start.
    SC: I've got plans for that $$.
    My thoughts: (What, hookers?)

    strike two

    I keep repeating to him that he owes us this, he had a chance to call us and didn't so he's now stuck until the past-due status changes and even then there's no guarantee because he's already showing he has no intentions of taking care of this. As I'm running data searches and finding the info I need for a request to suspend his license to be mailed the moment he's 30 days past due.

    SC goes round and round. I don't budge. Fine, whatever, I'm here another hour I don't care!
    Then....

    SC: What are you going to do to benefit me?
    STRIKE THREE

    YOU, sir, are not our customer. There is NO reason for us to want to benefit you. We don't HAVE to let you make payments, we could be asking for all of this money NOW. You're getting the benefit of an interest-free debt for the next 3-5 years. It is of NO benefit to us to lower your payments to the point where it will take you 15-20 years. We haven't filed a lawsuit against you, YET.

    What more of a benefit do you want, you mangy, matted asshair on the local feral cat?


    GRRRR

    And then there was the one my coworker had who "couldn't pay that much b/c his g/f was having a baby soon and they needed to buy toys and stuff" when he was driving his care and RUN OVER our customer that was riding his motorcycle (with other people around honking their horns for him to watch where he was going) and KEPT GOING. Our customer died, pull out your credit card and own up. I hope you get charged with vehicular manslaughter.

    *note* I'm usually not a heartless bitch. If you take responsibility and show you're doing your best, I'll do all that I can to make sure it's something you can do. I don't set people up to fail if they are realistic and tell me what they really can afford each month. Make excuses? Want favors when you've given us no reason to give you them? Refer to the title of this thread.

  • #2
    ugggggg im still pissed off that the teenage girl who reended my dad and i when i was 16 got away with paying just the cost to fix my dads transmisson (yes she hit us so hard she ramed the transmisson forward) +500. None of my medical bills or injury cost (i have permenant bank pain in my hips[right in and around my lower back] and mid back) which really sucks because ive spent to date over 3000 dollars dealing with it. in fact all she really paid was the vet bills to for my dog who hurt his paw in the accident

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    • #3
      That's a good one...guy didn't have insurance and owed you guys for that but wanted to pretend he was a card-holding insured member that wanted benefits? Did he think this gave him insurance??? dumb, totally dumb
      When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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      • #4
        Society should be allowed to cull the herd of its seriously weaker members.
        "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

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        • #5
          Quoth marasbaras View Post
          Society should be allowed to cull the herd of its seriously weaker members.
          You might wanna be careful with comments like these... even as a joke. People might get you wrong.
          You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.

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          • #6
            Quoth Canarr View Post
            You might wanna be careful with comments like these... even as a joke. People might get you wrong.
            Why must we be offended at everything nowadays as a society? When did the planet turn into the sandbox at kindergarten?

            Good Lord Almighty! <Disclaimer: Not endorsing any deity or religion.>
            I don't have an anger problem! I have an idiot problem!-Hank Hill

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            • #7
              No surprise that those who are too stupid/inept/sociopathic to be driving in the first place are also too stupid/inept/sociopathic to understand the basic ramifications of the consequences of their actions, and in fact have a sense of entitlement over the situation.

              And the unfortunate opposite end of the spectrum to what sliceanddice was referring are instances like when my sister-in-law got into a minuscule fender bender so minor both parties agreed to not even call the cops. Then two weeks later got lawsuit notices, doctors bills for "severe trauma", etc. Fortunately the judge laughed it out of court, as did her insurance when they got all kinds of bogus claims.

              It all adds up to us safe drivers paying higher premiums.
              I will never go to school!

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              • #8
                first guy's an idiot, the second however...

                Our customer died, pull out your credit card and own up. I hope you get charged with vehicular manslaughter.
                why isn't this waste of flesh in JAIL where he belongs is what i'm wondering; an accident where one party dies, and this dirtsack is still roaming free and planning a future?

                OH HELL NO.

                *sorry, that just pisses me off royally*
                look! it's ghengis khan!
                Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                • #9
                  I've been saying for a long time that it needs to be harder to get a DL. People seem to think they have a right to pilot a 2500lb hunk of steel at 65mph within feet of other people.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                    why isn't this waste of flesh in JAIL where he belongs is what i'm wondering; an accident where one party dies, and this dirtsack is still roaming free and planning a future?

                    OH HELL NO.

                    *sorry, that just pisses me off royally*
                    I don't know. From what my coworker was saying after the conversation after I a bit, it sounded like things were very recent because there were lots of "pending" things showing for payments. Probably funeral expenses. So there's still much hope it will catch up to him.

                    Which lead to a conversation of where to draw the line - he was obviously negligent, there should be severe consequences. But in cases where you're driving a reasonable speed for the conditions and slip on wet roads/ice or something unexpected like a wild animal causes you to lose control and hit someone causing severe injury/death, even though that driver is liable I don't think they should be found criminally responsible, kwim?

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                    • #11
                      About that culling the herd line please remember one thing. If you killed off all the stupid people who would run the country. All the smart ones are to busy working for a living.

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                      • #12
                        Our customer died, pull out your credit card and own up.
                        Wow, 'ya think he ever stopped and thought that maybe he should worry more about the lawyer bill? Maybe he didn't know the guy died yet? Um..maybe uh...yeah, I got nothin'...here's your sign.
                        "God appreciates your editing" -Kes

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                        • #13
                          Some people just don't get it.

                          This is why I decided not to become a teacher. I would be way too tempted to write 'please sterilize for the good of mankind' on report cards.

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                          • #14
                            Does anyone here know the name of the movie about a dumb army guy getting frozen, then thawing up in a vastly more stupid world, because the idiots multiplied at a higher rate and bred out the smart people?
                            You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Canarr View Post
                              Does anyone here know the name of the movie about a dumb army guy getting frozen, then thawing up in a vastly more stupid world, because the idiots multiplied at a higher rate and bred out the smart people?
                              Uh, Real Life...?
                              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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