Not the customers but the stories
In which I cringe for the human race, again.
It's raining, my co-worker and I are wearing rain coats, and there are puddles of water everywhere, and we are outside in the rain.
SC: duh
Me: should never have left home
CW: see above
SC: Hey home come these carts are wet.
Cw: Well, it's raining
SC: That's just a lazy man's excuse. These should be dry.
ME: Sir, there are dry carts inside.
SC: I don't wanna get a cart inside I wanna dry cart NOW!!
CW: Well, sir I'm sorry, but, it's raining and that's why all the carts outside.
SC: you all is lazy!!!
Okay seriously, unless you are doing a peopane exchange then, you are going inside anyway, what's the issue here.
Math basics
Okay if something is listed 5 for $5, the price of one is $1, which is actually the regular price for said item, but I digress.
MM: Math Mom
ME: Flypaper for morons
MM: Hey you retard!!! This is false advertising!!!!
ME: What do you mean?
MM; Well, I know you don't know what false advertising means cuz you are stupid but, I went back to the chip department, an' they were a dollar,
Me. ...
MM: That would make it $10 for five not $5 for five. My kid's an honor student. I am calling the attorney general and the BBB, and my attorney about this.
Me: Would you like a manager?
MM: No, they'll just say the same thing!!!
In which I cringe for the human race, again.
It's raining, my co-worker and I are wearing rain coats, and there are puddles of water everywhere, and we are outside in the rain.
SC: duh
Me: should never have left home
CW: see above
SC: Hey home come these carts are wet.
Cw: Well, it's raining
SC: That's just a lazy man's excuse. These should be dry.
ME: Sir, there are dry carts inside.
SC: I don't wanna get a cart inside I wanna dry cart NOW!!
CW: Well, sir I'm sorry, but, it's raining and that's why all the carts outside.
SC: you all is lazy!!!
Okay seriously, unless you are doing a peopane exchange then, you are going inside anyway, what's the issue here.
Math basics
Okay if something is listed 5 for $5, the price of one is $1, which is actually the regular price for said item, but I digress.
MM: Math Mom
ME: Flypaper for morons
MM: Hey you retard!!! This is false advertising!!!!
ME: What do you mean?
MM; Well, I know you don't know what false advertising means cuz you are stupid but, I went back to the chip department, an' they were a dollar,
Me. ...
MM: That would make it $10 for five not $5 for five. My kid's an honor student. I am calling the attorney general and the BBB, and my attorney about this.
Me: Would you like a manager?
MM: No, they'll just say the same thing!!!
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