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  • I got off my ladder for this.....

    At one of our stores, I work sundays. Because it is only a little shop and we are only open 6am to 1ppm on sundays, I normally do them on my own.

    Now, as we are planning major upgrades like a new EPOS system, new counter unit and total move round, it was decided that sunday morning would be a good time to get on top of this. One of the saturday kids wanted extra hours so she agreed to serve on from 8am while I started the fiddly job of running the relevant networking and cctv cabling through the suspended ceiling.

    Now picutre the scene. You walk into a shop and there is a Boggles, dressed in overalls rather than his usual smart shirt, stood atop a ladder with his upper body above the suspended ceiling and reciting all manner of interesting curses. There is one of the regular staff stood behind the counter, next to the till smiling sweetly and clutching a barcode gun in their hand.

    You pick up your newspaper and also want some cigs. These are located behind the counter where our till assistant is still grinning inanely. What o you do when you are ready to pay?

    That's right. You go up to Boggles and stand tapping his leg and saying "Chris, Chris" in an increasingly anxious voice until he comes down from his ladder and then try to give him the money for the newspaper and ask for some cigs.

    I lost count of how many people seemed to think that the extra few yards to the counter was too far to try and walk.

    Next week I am fitting the new ceiling lights so anyone trying it again may end up with a 6' florescent tube inserted somewhere.
    Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.

  • #2
    Quoth Boggles View Post
    Next week I am fitting the new ceiling lights so anyone trying it again may end up with a 6' florescent tube inserted somewhere.
    Bonus points if it lights up.
    A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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    • #3
      Quoth IT Grunt View Post
      Bonus points if it lights up.
      Beat me to it.
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #4
        Quoth IT Grunt View Post
        Bonus points if it lights up.
        Well said.

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        • #5
          How many Boggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #6
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            How many Boggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
            None; there isn't enough room in a lightbulb.
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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            • #7
              Quoth XCashier View Post
              None; there isn't enough room in a lightbulb.
              Well then how many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a Boggle?
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                Quoth IT Grunt View Post
                Bonus points if it lights up.
                Just throw it in the microwave first (seriously, that works, something to do with radio waves and energy transfer).
                Seph
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                • #9
                  Quoth IT Grunt View Post
                  Bonus points if it lights up.
                  Ooh, that would be fun to see! FlorASScent light....
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                  Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                  Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                  • #10
                    I didn't need to see this at nine am (down here in Australia it's only 9:15am).
                    But hey, since we're doing flourescent light jokes:

                    "Ladies and gentleman, Boggles is proud to present....the lightsaber dildo! 6 feet long, it is guaranteed to please yourself and your partner for hours on end. Will stay on for ever!"
                    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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