Dear lady one stall over,
I don't know how you've managed it, but somehow you have been in there every single day for the past week talking on your phone.
Do you happen to live one stall over? Is that why I now know more about you and your scary little life then I ever wanted to know? Am I somehow invading your living room with my shameless need to relieve myself?
For a solid week I have heard you talking about your dogs, your kids, and your man. I know when you're getting your nails done and what you think of that new girl at the salon. I know what size dress your best friend wears and why you think that cow needs to go on a diet. I heard you order pizza, set up a car-pool for your kids, and go Bridezilla on your wedding planner because the purple chair covers didn't match the napkins.
Please, please, I'm begging you, HANG UP!
Signed,
I don't want to listen and they don't want to hear this.
I don't know how you've managed it, but somehow you have been in there every single day for the past week talking on your phone.
Do you happen to live one stall over? Is that why I now know more about you and your scary little life then I ever wanted to know? Am I somehow invading your living room with my shameless need to relieve myself?
For a solid week I have heard you talking about your dogs, your kids, and your man. I know when you're getting your nails done and what you think of that new girl at the salon. I know what size dress your best friend wears and why you think that cow needs to go on a diet. I heard you order pizza, set up a car-pool for your kids, and go Bridezilla on your wedding planner because the purple chair covers didn't match the napkins.
Please, please, I'm begging you, HANG UP!
Signed,
I don't want to listen and they don't want to hear this.
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