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  • #1

    No smoking = Racist?

    This is really my brothers story. He's a security guard at a lumber yard.

    BB- Brambles bro
    DC- dumb chick


    DC walks up to the gate to the lumber yard smoking a cig.

    BB- "Excuse me Maam, you'll have to put out that cig before you enter the lumber yard. There's no smoking allowed in the yard."

    DC- "EXCUSE ME?!?!"

    BB- *Repeats above* It is store policy.

    DC- "I don't appreciate being told that I can't smoke in the yard. I don't appreciate being told I have to put out my cig. That's the problem with you white people, you are all racist! YOU'RE A RACIST! YOU'RE A FUCKING RACIST!!!!!"

    BB- "Maam I'm sorry you feel that way but it is policy at lumber yards everywhere that there is no smoking allowed."

    DC- "I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING DISRESPECTED BY YOU! I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU DISRESPECTING ME BY TELLING TO PUT OUT MY CIG!!"*SNARLHISSSTROKEOUTFOAMATMOUTH*

    DC- I'm going to bring my sons back here to show you not to disrespect me! You're going to be sorry you disrespected me when they're through with you!!!

    DC then speeds off. Now she's claiming that my bro injured her thumb by asking her to put out her cig. She also says that he's a 'fucking racist' for asking that too. She never did come back either.
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    Who the hell took a shit in her Wheaties that day?
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    • #3
      This sounds like an episode of the Boondocks.

      I wonder if anyone told her that the race card doesn't keep you out of jail for threatening to assault someone.

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      • #4
        What crawled up her butt and died?
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        • #5
          No smoking = Racist?
          Yes.
          If the person is in any way Non-Caucasian and you are Caucasian, then telling them "No" to anything, regardless of its importance or magnitude, it equates to you being a racist.

          "It's not easy being evil in a world that's gone to Hell" ~ Anton LaVey

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          • #6
            "That's the problem with you white people, you are all racist! YOU'RE A RACIST! "
            "Guess it takes one to know one."

            Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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            • #7
              I have this friend, who happens to be Jewish, and he likes to bark "you're just anti-Semitic!" whenever anyone says anything remotely negative to him. For instance:

              R: "Hey, do we have any more beer?"
              Me: No. Sorry, we're out.
              R: You're just anti-Semitic!

              Except when he does it, he's joking and being funny. The more absurd it is, the funnier it is.

              Apparently, this smoking chick is not in on the joke.

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              • #8
                Cigarette = smoldering object. Wood = flammable.

                Guess she didn't get the memo.
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                • #9
                  I'll be the first to admit I am a racist... Some of the races are definitely inferior.

                  I think the Craftsman Series is vastly superior to the Pro Tour trucks.
                  Eben56
                  If ultimately you let the people that fuck you over decide your attitude then they won.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth otakuneko View Post
                    "That's the problem with you white people, you are all racist! YOU'RE A RACIST! "
                    "Guess it takes one to know one."

                    Yeah, I've been working on a way to point that out, without getting fired, to the next person who pulls the race card on me.
                    The High Priest is an Illusion!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                      I have this friend, who happens to be Jewish, and he likes to bark "you're just anti-Semitic!" whenever anyone says anything remotely negative to him. For instance:

                      R: "Hey, do we have any more beer?"
                      Me: No. Sorry, we're out.
                      R: You're just anti-Semitic!

                      Except when he does it, he's joking and being funny. The more absurd it is, the funnier it is.
                      I have a couple friends like this. He calls her a Dirty Jew (she's the kind of Jew who has ham for Christmas dinner). Everything remotely bad that happens (the food was cold, it's raining, etc.) is because he's black. They can't say anything about me cuz I'm a generic white chick.

                      Really RootedPhoenix? Wood burns? Huh. Good to know... So that's what I'm smelling some days when I pass by the lumber yard on the way to work (love that smell!)
                      Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 10-18-2008, 11:56 PM.
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                      • #12
                        I never heard of anyone playing the race card about not being allowed to smoke in the store, but one time when my department manager told a customer he couldn't smoke in the store, the idiot customer told him, "You non-smokers are all alike!"

                        My department manager pulled down the top of his shirt pocket, revealing the pack of cigarettes he had, and told him, "Actually, I'm a smoker. I'm just smart enough to know where I can and can't smoke."

                        Naturally, the customer didn't have a comeback to that one.
                        Sometimes life is altered.
                        Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                        Uneasy with confrontation.
                        Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                        • #13
                          Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
                          Cigarette = smoldering object. Wood = flammable.

                          Guess she didn't get the memo.
                          Even if she did, she probably used it to wipe her butt.
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Eben56 View Post
                            I'll be the first to admit I am a racist... Some of the races are definitely inferior.

                            I think the Craftsman Series is vastly superior to the Pro Tour trucks.


                            That's not racism.

                            EVERYONE knows that Craftsman is superior to Pro Tour trucks.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth DevilBoy View Post
                              Yes.
                              If the person is in any way Non-Caucasian and you are Caucasian, then telling them "No" to anything, regardless of its importance or magnitude, it equates to you being a racist.

                              Breathe a word that a non-WASP does not want to hear, and you are racist. Vote against a non-WASP and you are one as wellin their twisted ratioanle.
                              I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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                              -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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