doing it...yes that "it"

[thehippie777]

One of my best friends works at a hotel in a different Montana town. She was pretty upset earlier, and she will never log onto this site so I am going to tell her story.

Now this isn't just an incident she has had to handle, I have also had this situation...uh...arise.

Yes to "it".

So...

She has gotten phone calls from various people complaining that a room is having the loudest sex ever because it can be heard all the way down the hall. It is, of course, the desks' duty to stop this...

RIIIIGHT.

People involved in this particular act are the most difficult people to 1) call or 2) answer their door.

So, the only way to handle this situation is to wait until sounds stop & try to get them to answer the phone after that. It has to be timed. Often it takes the phone ringing for a solid minute to get any human to inform them of their rudeness.

But who gets blamed for it? Ha! The hotel! Lovely.

I understand people have sex in hotels. I understand it's a thrill to have people hear you. I am all for an active sex life for all! BUT!!! Be aware that you are now being hated to the soul of your being because the hotel WILL be blamed for your exhibitionism.

We I hate you

[Evil Queen]

I know the feeling Hippie. I know the feeling.

And I work SWING.

*gives cookies*

Yes, it's the middle of the freaking night, but I really did just bake cookies. I forgot to bring lunch.

[powerboy]

Okay, fine I'll stop. Wait you said Montana

[Evil Queen]

PB, you're making the bed squeak!

Oops....

[thehippie777]

Two cookies in one week! I shall gain weight! Happily!

[smileyeagle1021]

ah, yet another complaint I haven't yet gotten... I've gotten the sex in the pool complaint... but never the having sex too loud in the room complaint.

[blas]

I know that a great majority of people have sex in hotels....I'm very well aware of it every time I stay at one......(meh...now I'm a little grossed out and scared)....

I've never had to deal with it at a hotel, but my neighbor at my last apartment had really loud sex.....if she wasn't beating the crap out of her friends or bf or her kids, she was having sex super loud.

Since around here, the walls are as thin as paper, I'm sure someone has heard me once or twice. But I didn't get the broom treatment until I started yelling and pushing at a guy.

[kirk2010]

She was faking it...

I never had to *deal* with it per se when I was staying in hotels, but I have heard many a squeaky beds.

Ooo! But there was this one time where the bed was squeaking faster and faster until you heard a THUD and a girl go "owwww!"

[xcaptainhowdyx]

I used to work graveyard at a tourist hotel. We were full up one night and you could hear the sex from one of the last rooms for half the hotel. But no one complained? Why it was two chicks and all the rooms surrounding were occupied by single men.

The other time was grosser, I think all I need to say is old people fucking.

I'd walk the hotel to pass the time since the owner wouldn't let me watch TV or use the internet and lived on site.

No sex in the pool or hot tub story though.

[Gruesome]

When I was researching a recent trip to a Disney World resort, I found a complaint from someone who stayed in this hotel and they were furious that the people next door were doing the nasty. Oh the horror, their kids had to hear such filth, how can Disney allow such behavior, blah blah blah.

SO naturally I started looking for a hotel with specific non-fornication rules. They are hard to find. Wouldn't want my 5-year old to start asking about squeaking beds and "Why is that lady saying 'oh God' all the time?"

As an aside, those beds were totally hard to stop from squeaking.

[smileyeagle1021]

"Why is that lady saying 'oh God' all the time?"

she's a baptist, they just pray really loud

[PhotoChick]

wait, grusome, did you actually find a hotel that said you couldn't do it?

[taxguykarl]

Fine, we'll tone it down

Seriously, if this is really a recurring problem, move the beds away from the shared walls. A bed and breakfast where the Mrs. and I stayed had the beds right in the middle of rooms or closest to outside walls for that very reason.

BTW, why is it that the people who have the most problem with showing affection in front of kids, have no problem fighting in front of them?

[cawaker]

hehe, i'm guilty of being the bad neighbor, I always forget to close my windows and my GF can be loud. I'm also upstairs and the bed of course creaks.

ugh i feel horrible now. gotta start paying more attention to my surroundings.

[Kaylyn]

When I was driving over the road, I was sitting at a truck stop relaxing a bit before getting out and grabbing a bite to eat. I look to my right, and the truck next to me is ROCKING. Then an old man gets out and sits in the driver's set for a bit. Him and his SO were behind me in line at the restaurant ten minutes later.

I was a little embarassed at the time...till the one time I had my then-boyfriend-now-husband with me in the truck...it's pretty much impossible to keep the truck still!