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  • Mild Irritations

    Greetings, all!

    I’ve worked in a bookstore as well as going to school full-time for over four years now. For the last six-eight months I’ve been able to cut back my hours at the bookstore as I have a second job working in a lab on campus (no customers, applicable to my major, score!). I still work one or two days a week at the bookstore, though, just in case my program gets cut -- with the economy the way it is I don’t want to take chances.

    Anyway, here are some happenings that occurred last night.

    WTF?
    As I was coming in to work one my coworkers came up to me grinning widely.
    CW: “Guess what happened today.”
    Me: “No idea.”
    CW: “Someone dyed their hair pink in the bathroom!”
    Me: “Wha…how…why?”
    CW: (hopping up and down) “One of the sinks in the women’s restroom is pink now!”
    Me: “Why would someone go to a bookstore…to do that?”
    CW: “’Cause people are stupid.”

    Price Matching
    While I was taking a break one of the managers walked into the breakroom. Now this particular manager is awesome. He helps out on the floor, shelves books really fast, and takes no crap from anybody. Apparently he was helping out the cashiers at the registers when a customer came up to him. She told him that she saw a particular book online at another retailer for 40% off. She then asked him to honor that price. My manager politely informed her that we don’t price match and that if she had a coupon for our store she would have to have it present when making a purchase. Brandishing the book in question she stated “Well, in that case I’ll have to buy this book at that other store.” My manager just held out his hand and asked “Do you want me to put that book back for you? Have a nice drive!”

    Really?
    Last night we found out that the emergency doors (located in the Children’s Dept.) did not do a good job of keeping out the outside air. We’re in Southern California, so there’s smoke and ash everywhere. It wasn’t bad enough to close the store but it was bad enough that none of us workers went in the Children’s Dept. unless we had to. I would start coughing as soon as I entered and developed a headache by the end of the night. Yet people still sat in there and read with their small children.

    It’s over there
    By the way, if one more person comes up asking for the Twilight books I’m going to die inside. It’s gotten to the point where if I see a teenager wearing any kind of black I just point to the Stephanie Meyer table. Fully 30-40% of the questions I’ve been getting have been to do with that series.

    I have other stories but I’ll post them later.

  • #2
    What is WITH this Twilight thing?! IMO the story line is garbage. I don't get these fads. As soon as a book gets made into a movie everyone is OMGBIGGESTBOOKFANEVAR! Good that you're reading and all, but I'd wager that most of the kids on this bandwagon are only interested in Twilight because the dude in the movie is (apparently) OMGSOHAWT!

    /bitter rant

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    • #3
      Quoth rerant View Post
      because the dude in the movie is (apparently) OMGSOHAWT!
      *gag* *puke* *choke*

      Ok, what is so hot about tthe dude in the movie? He's pale, smirky, and has bad hair.

      Of course, my taste in men is a little odd. But geez, it's better than THAT!

      Cary Grant, come back, we need you!
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      • #4
        Why would you want to dye your hair pink in a store sink? Oh wait...nevermind they didn't want to stain their sink. Idjits. I was always told byt my purple haired friend that to not stain the sink to put a layer of jelly/wax paper/foil or something between the dye and porcelain.

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        • #5
          I know this one! They were actually a secret agent for a black-ops section of the CIA, and they were considererd rogue after her fiance was killed when they found out she told him about the black-ops group, but it turns out they're really the bad guys, but she needs to slip observation so she can earn back their trust and be a double agent for the real CIA! And that's why she had to dye her hair pink.
          Last edited by Broomjockey; 11-17-2008, 01:34 AM. Reason: Clarifying a little
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          • #6
            Welcome to the boards Thuringwethyl!


            Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
            Of course, my taste in men is a little odd. But geez, it's better than THAT!

            Cary Grant, come back, we need you!
            So right about Cary Grant. Which just shows that you have awesome taste in men! And that guy in "Twilight" is not a man. All I can see is a boy.

            Now, Alex O'Loughlin that played Mick St. John on "Moonlight"....he can bite my neck anytime! Damn you CBS! <shakes fist at them>
            It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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            • #7
              Quoth JoitheArtist View Post

              Cary Grant, come back, we need you!




              Yes please....lol.


              That twilight guy scares me a little. Like his eyes are just set too far apart..

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              • #8
                Quoth rerant View Post
                because the dude in the movie is (apparently) OMGSOHAWT!
                Er...he is? All I see is hillbilly trash.
                But then it could be the fake southern accents.

                QUIT FAKING THE SOUTHERN ACCENTS HOLLYWOOD! YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE AN INBREED!
                Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                • #9
                  for the first one its easy they wish it was the 80s (watch any 80s movie, theres always a girl dying her hair in some stores bathroom sink or something)
                  also which guy?

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                  • #10
                    Quoth JoitheArtist View Post

                    Cary Grant, come back, we need you!
                    Seconded. Shall we prepare the Dark Rituals?

                    Zombie Cary Grant is better than anything we got now.

                    And by the way, what kind of guy sparkles? Answer: the kind who wears BODY GLITTER.

                    Vampires ain't apposed to sparkle.
                    "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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                    • #11
                      The vampire with a soul thing is getting tremendously played out. If I see another vampire movie that doesn't have mass amounts of biting and blood, I will stab myself with a stake(okay so I won't, but still). And the twilight movie vampire was in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and in about 2 minutes of the fifth movie. I'm also bored with the Harry Potter thing. I wish they would just finish the darn movies and release them all on the same day.
                      "Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your software."

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                      • #12
                        That wasn't technically a vampire in HP-GoF. It's a similar concept, but still.

                        I believe there will be an actual vampire in the sixth one, but only briefly, and he won't be biting anyone. He will probably be leering at one of the girls, but will be brought back into line by his "handler".

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Aethian View Post
                          Why would you want to dye your hair pink in a store sink? Oh wait...nevermind they didn't want to stain their sink.
                          Either that or they live somewhere where they'd get into trouble for doing it - like their parents house.
                          "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Chromatix View Post
                            That wasn't technically a vampire in HP-GoF. It's a similar concept, but still.
                            BethB meant the actor who plays the Twilight vampire was in there. I think.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Chromatix View Post
                              That wasn't technically a vampire in HP-GoF. It's a similar concept, but still.

                              I believe there will be an actual vampire in the sixth one, but only briefly, and he won't be biting anyone. He will probably be leering at one of the girls, but will be brought back into line by his "handler".
                              I'm pretty sure that they were referring not to the presence of a "vampire" in the Harry Potter movies but to the fact that the lead actor in Twilight played the Harry Potter character 'Cedric Diggory."
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