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    Saw something in another thread that reminded me of this one:

    A guy walks into a bar, with a black eye. The bartender asks how that happened. The guy answers, "In church."

    "In church?" the bartender asked.

    "Yeah, I was in church, and this fat woman sat down in front of me. I noticed the back of her dress was stuck in her ass crack, so I pulled it out for her. She turned around and punched me.

    A week later, the guy comes in again, this time with the other eye black. The bartender asks him what happened this time.

    "Same church, same fat lady sat down in front of me, and she had her dress stuck in her crack again."

    "You mean you were dumb enough to pull it out again?"

    "No, no, no! My brother was with me, and he pulled it out."

    "And she punched you for it?"

    "No, I knew she wouldn't like it, so I pushed it back in!"
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