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  • #1

    Singles Ad

    This has got to be one of the best "singles ads" ever and was found in the Atlanta Journal:



    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant I'm
    a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
    long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping
    and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
    Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



    Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door
    when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave
    me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (555) 555-5555 and ask for Daisy.



    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
    about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.



    Men are so easy.
    Make a list of important things to do today.
    At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
    Now, you'll get at least one thing done today
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  • #2
    I love it.

    Even funnier, my dad's dog is named Daisy and she's a Black Lab. That description fits her perfectly.
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #3
      Oh how clever! And look at all of the free publicity on top of the ad!
      Dull women have immaculate homes.

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      • #4
        So, did Daisy find her true love? Hopefully one of those 15,000 men saw the humor in the situation and decided he wanted to adopt the puppy.
        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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        • #5
          Hopefully there was a flood of interest in her and in others.

          Anyone heard of any follow-up?

          Rapscallion

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          • #6
            Yes, Daisy found her one true love, Daniel. They had a couple happy years hunting, fishing and long, long walks, until 'she' showed up. 'She' was always giggling, and flipping her hair and taking Daisy's side of the bed. But Daisy would get even and chew her fancy shiny shoes or hide her cowhide purse (they were pretty tasty). Last I heard, 'She' and Daniel had bought a house and Daisy was confined to the backyard. But Daisy still loves Daniel and hopes that soon Daniel will realize how much he misses Daisy and allow her back into the house.



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            I got this as an email joke about 3 years ago. I saved it because it always makes me laugh and it's 'clean' humor that can be shared anywhere. Who knows how old it really is, or even if it was a valid ad. It took me awhile to go through the archives to make sure it wasn't already submitted.
            Make a list of important things to do today.
            At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
            Now, you'll get at least one thing done today

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            • #7
              hmmmm.....
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #8
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                hmmmm.....
                Pst, that's why it's here, in jokes...

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