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  • Yes Mistress.

    I understand there are very dominant personality type people. I am one. But there's a difference between how you handle things personally, and how you'll deal with someone professionally.

    I went to work today after the eye doctors (that's a grr I won't get into), while mom ran across the river, I did a bit of work with the housekeepers to help them get done, they'd been three short.

    Finished the four rooms I was given, and came up to chat with P. I have on a t-shirt and jeans, and I have my super 8 nametag on (Just in case, even though I'm not on the clock). keep this in mind.

    Lady came to the desk, saw me and demanded to know why I could be back there when she couldn't.

    P: "She works here. She's a desk clerk, who happened to be helping our housekeepers today."
    Bitchy Woman (BW): "She doesn't work here, I come in every month and she's never been here."

    I'm happy to ignore the woman, and set myself up for work tonight on the computer, but I'm still half listening.

    BW: "I still say you don't work here. You have someone elses name tag on and you're stealing my information."

    Lather, Rinse, repeat the same line more than once. P shakes her head and walks downstairs to do laundry, and I continue my work.

    BW: "I'm a mistress of my coven and I demand you bow to me."
    Me: *Finally* "Lady, you don't own my mind, I don't owe you any sort of allegiance and bowing to you is OUT of the question. So don't hold your breath."
    BW: "You will bow. I will make you."

    Enter guy friend (Come to rescue me ), who will help me have fun with customers. He hears her comment about bowing and winked at me. I take off the nametag, go around the counter and smile to him.

    Me: "K, she thinks I'm gonna bow to her. I don't bow do I?"
    K *trying VERY hard to keep a serious face* "No mistress."
    Me: "See, I don't bow. He does. Be a good boy K. Bow for me."
    K: *bows*

    This lady damn near died. I have a full blown 6 foot plus, built male, bowing to lil old me. Who wins now?!
    Last edited by superhotelworker; 07-21-2010, 07:56 PM.

  • #2
    Good one!! *high fives all around*

    Everyone's equal in a coven. She's an idiot, too.
    Dull women have immaculate homes.

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    • #3
      It was fun to see her face. I didn't know P saw it (She's damn sneaky about coming up from laundry and making no noise). She said she had to bolt back downstairs cause she nearly collasped in from holding her breath so she didn't laugh.

      And since I know Minion will see this eventually: No, K is not Kit nor Drak. :P

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      • #4
        Oh my GOD brilliant!

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        • #5
          That was awsome. A winner is you.
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          • #6
            Quoth superhotelworker View Post
            BW: "You will bow. I will make you."
            For some reason this reminded me of the climatic scene in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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            • #7
              Your response is so chock full of win that I can't take it all in in one reading.

              .....reading it again.........

              Yup, waaaay full of win.
              Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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              • #8
                Was he on his knees bowing?

                If not, can I play pretend that he was?
                "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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                • #9
                  You just made my night! Who did that woman think she was!? Well, we know what she really was, but Goddess, what a piece of work!
                  "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                  • #10
                    Quoth superhotelworker View Post
                    This lady damn near died. I have a full blown 6 foot plus, built male, bowing to lil old me. Who wins now?!
                    What did the lady do after she nearly died?
                    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                    • #11
                      Such power you have! I've never been able to make a man bow. Does bending over count?
                      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                      • #12
                        Seriously, she was going to *make* you bow?

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                          What did the lady do after she nearly died?
                          Picked her jaw up off the floor.. and walked away. And yes, he was on his knees, bowing. I love him.

                          Quoting Sheldon Such power you have! I've never been able to make a man bow. Does bending over count?
                          Damnit.

                          Hanzo: She thought she was. LOL A bit of background: K is my ex boyfriends brother. I get along well with my ex's family, even if can't stand him. I was going with K to pick out a ring for his fiancee, and he bowed to me. I told her the story today and she demanded (Playfully) that I teach her. LOL

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                            Such power you have! I've never been able to make a man bow. Does bending over count?
                            I suppose it counts. He's just not bowing towards you. Does it also count if you can get a guy to kneel?
                            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                            • #15
                              I can do that too Hero :P I have power

                              Or as my lovely boyfriend says: "You have the boobs, therefore, I'm supposed to listen."

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