Is your cat plotting to kill you?

[BookstoreEscapee]

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

My cat kneads on my mom all the time...


and fun quizzes on this page..
http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/cat_kill

[Bella_Vixen]

There is a 83% chance your cat is plotting to kill you.

[BookstoreEscapee]

My aunt posted it on her facebook and it said "How can you tell if your cat is plotting to kill you?"

I said: "It's a cat..?"

[flybye023]

I have a 74% chance of my cat killing me. I think he won't 'cause he's fully aware I'm his only food source. The only thing he's killed and eaten are spiders and they're not very filling

[Zellie Crescent]

According to that Mikey should be dead already.

[Becks]

96%--Nella.

[Ringtail Z28]

96% chance for me, the only thing that kept it from being 100 is that I don't let the cats sleep with me. They're bed hogs.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Let's see here . . . I have three cats:

Stanley - 87% chance

Wendyburger- 78% chance

Rover - 78% chance

Only thing that stops them from actually committing the crime is that they are all lazy. And outside cats at that.

And with Stanley, he has none of his big teeth left, so the worst he could do is to gum me to death.

[BookstoreEscapee]

My cats are at 83%

[Talon]

I don't have a cat, but I once faced a home-invasion by a neighbor's kitty. The severe cuteness almost overwhelmed my mother, who almost let it stay. The intruder was severely petted before being carried back out. I don't feel like a hero really

[Whiskey]

I can say with perfect confidence that, yes, my cats are trying to kill me.

Because they are cats and I'm not. But if they kill me, no one will be here to turn on the air and feed them noms so I'm safe.

[Sliceanddice]

<a href="http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/cat_kill"><img src="http://www.heyquiz.com/bimage/14_89.jpg" alt="Is your cat plotting to kill you?" /></a> 89% fun

[LillFilly]

I don't have a cat, but I DID take the 'How Would You Taste To A Cannibal' Quiz: I would be Spicy Fish! Cats would probably like me too...

[telecom_goddess]

There is a 93% chance your cat is plotting to kill you

Oh god I'm doomed!

[fma_fanatic]

87%, but I wonder if it's doubled for two cats who do the same thing. If so, I'm doubly doomed.