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    So I go to the post office often to mail stuff The area I live in has recently been built up with tons and tons of condos, yet the post office is still rather small with only four windows. Probably the way it was built decades ago. Since there are post offices in every neighborhood, there's really no need to expand it. Of course, the post office does get crowded at times (what post office doesn't?).

    Today I got there around 9:45 AM and there was a line of about 6 people with only one window open. The man working at the open window was helping an elderly lady buy some stamps and it was taking longer than it might have since she was needing the rates explained to her. At 10 AM all of the windows open up and stay open until after lunch. I got in line and was treated to a ridiculous bitchfest which had formed in front of me. Two fortyish women and a fiftyish man were right ahead of me in line, impatiently tapping their fingers and toes.

    BW(bitchy woman)1:SIGH!!!!
    BW2: SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *foot tapping*
    BW1: I CAN'T believe they only have ONE window open!!!
    BW2: It's always when you're in a hurry I guess! lol! <-- laughing like EW's laugh when they are exasperated with the common folk, you know the laugh I mean
    BM(bowel movem-- err, bitchy man): You'd THINK they would open another WINDOW for us!!
    BW1: I know! *SIGH* I would leave but I've already waited so long!
    BW2: It has been at LEAST five minutes (yes, she said this seriously)
    BM: I just need to buy a stamp. ONE stamp.
    BW1: I just want to mail this letter. It won't even take that long.
    BM: I was going to go to <other neighborhood> post office but its even worse there! I thought I would avoid waiting.
    BW2: But maybe they're not as slow there as they are here! lol!

    Soooooo....yeah.
    1) If you just need ONE stamp you can buy it at the automated machine that you walked right past to get to the line. Yeah, the one that doesn't have a line in front of it.
    2) Stamps are sold at every damn place now anyway, even Costco has stamps. Don't tell me you were forced to go wait in line at the post office for stamps. This isn't 1940.
    3) If these people had came 15 minutes later, all of the windows would be open and the place would likely have had no wait. How is it the post office's fault that we all decided to show up at a typically slow time during the day?

    I just felt so bad for the poor mail clerk who had to stand there, working as fast as he can, and listen to these people bitch and moan. I bet he is so used to it by now, too. And after all that, he was able to smile at me and be very polite. But if post office workers seem miserable, it's probably because of people like these

    BONUS SUCK! There was a woman with a little baby right behind me. The baby was very cute, but he was a little fidgety and knocked his mom's package over the edge of the counter. It landed very close to the bitchy man's foot. He kind of just looked at it and didn't make a move to pick it up for her or anything! Everybody in the line stared at him for a moment. The woman with the baby tried to get her baby to calm down. After a moment of incredulousness at this asshole's inability to help anybody other than himself, I went around him, reached down and picked up the package. It was surreal.
    THEN!
    As I was leaving, I saw the bitchy man get into his Cadillac SUV and pull out of the handicapped spot and drive away. Guess who didn't have a handicap placard/plate? That guy truly was some real scum.
    !
    "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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    i had people at the dmv, who had gotten there a half hour previous, sighing and pissing/moaning because they didnt unlock the doors until 9:03 instead of 9:00. I had been there since seven am.
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    • #3
      I'm sorry, but if you're in a hurry, why on earth would you choose to go to the post office then. Few things need to be mailed that urgently. And if it is an urgent mailing... well, your lack of planning blah, blah, blah.

      I grew up in a small town, and our post office usually only had one window open whenever I went there, and there was often some sort of line. I expected it. If there wasn't a line, sweet! And if I needed stamps, I would buy a booklet at the 24-hour grocery store sometime in the wee hours of the morning. No waiting in line ever for that. If people would just think every once in a while, things like that scene wouldn't happen nearly as often. I feel bad for post office workers, having to put up with all that crap. It isn't called 'going postal' for nothing, ya know.

      As for that wretched 'man', I hope the next thing that lands on his foot is a 2-ton piece of concrete. What an asshole.
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      • #4
        6 cookies say that they all paid with plastic.

        doesnt your post office have an automatic postel system? you can do everything but buy special stamps, get a package, or mail media mail there. and you can get around media mail if like me you know the rates.

        idiots

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        • #5
          It's called the internet, people. The only time I need to actually *go* to the post office is when my printer is not working for some reason. I can order stamps, have prepaid packing boxes delivered, purchase postage for packages I'm shipping, print shipping labels. . . I can even schedule my carrier to come pick the packages up at my front door. And all of it's free. Actually, when it comes to paying for the postage, it's *cheaper* to pay for it online ($4.75 instead of $4.95 for a flat-rate Priority Mail box)!

          I have NO sympathy for people who insist on standing in line at the post office and then bitch about it. I've found that when I do go to the post office the workers are really nice (Hi Gary! ) and most of the other people in line *know* they can do all this stuff online but choose not to.
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          • #6
            Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
            6 cookies say that they all paid with plastic.
            How about 4 cookies? Thankfully "one stamp" man didn't pay with plastic And yes there is an automated postal center right on the way in! So there really is no reason to waste their time (and my time!) in line. Stupids....

            (The only thing is the APC doesn't do media rate, which is all I use )
            !
            "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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            • #7
              huh, those jerks will be elderly themselves soon enough; develop some damned patience.

              too bad you didn't take down scuzzball's license number and report him; i believe it's a $500 fine for using the space without a permit/license.
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              • #8
                automatic postel system
                ooo i love those. back when i lived in VA beach the local post office had one.

                but here in ny mine doesn't. dunno if others do ...but mine is sooo close i don't usually try finding other offices (seriously, it's within a mile or two)

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                • #9
                  Quoth Mnemjian View Post
                  How about 4 cookies? Thankfully "one stamp" man didn't pay with plastic And yes there is an automated postal center right on the way in! So there really is no reason to waste their time (and my time!) in line. Stupids....

                  (The only thing is the APC doesn't do media rate, which is all I use )
                  i have the media rates for books memorized, sometimes i buy the postage form the APC and write Media Mail on the package.

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                  • #10
                    I live within easy walking distance of a post office, in fact I pass it to and from work. They have a machine there that can weigh your stuff, sell you the postage, so no need to wait in line. I go after hours, very rarely do I have to wait for another customer to finish up. I heard they were phasing out the stamp machines, but no big deal...I can buy them at stores, in fact I can buy them at work! Customer Service in the lobby sells them. How convenient is that!
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                    • #11
                      This is somewhat relevant to the post, and hey, it's always fun to bring Louis CK to the party

                      (warning: Louis is a potty mouth, generally a very mean human being, and is not for the easily offended. He is, as Jimmy Carr might say "for people with no moral compass," so don't go clicking on the youtube link if you don't like, well, mean comedy.)

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOmwZUsgBBE

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                      • #12
                        If the lady had her letter with a stamp and all ready to go, couldn't she have just dropped it off?
                        When I was running packages for my mom, the local post office would let me skip line and put all packages and letters that were ready to go on the counter and leave.
                        "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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                        • #13
                          As to the postel machines, have any of you actually tried to buy one stamp from them? You can't do that -- it won't accept any transaction for under $1.00. (I've had to buy two stamps before, when all I needed was one "oversize postage"stamp for 64 cents. So, big deal -- I ended up with a spare stamp.)

                          Maybe one-stamp guy saw that and decided it's better to be an asshole waiting in line than to spend money on more than one stamp? ("Yeah, I can be a jerk -- I'm saving a half a buck by doing so!")
                          I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6

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