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It's a good thing I didn't kill that spider, because it's paying for my new screen.

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    It's a good thing I didn't kill that spider, because it's paying for my new screen.

    Today, I was sitting on the couch, laptop in my lap, when I felt a spider crawl up my leg. Like any normal human being, I jumped ten feet in the air, sending my laptop flying. Well, I just now noticed a patch of discolored pixels on my screen. It's faint, but I know it's gonna start bleeding eventually.

    Fucking spiders. You can live in my house and eat the pests, but leave me alone.
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut
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    That reminded me of the old Orkin Man commercials that were pulled because the cockroaches 'crawling' on the screen were so realistic that people were smashing stuff through the TVs to kill them!
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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      I dunno Gaw, Spiders tend to have some pretty good lawyers. If you sue if for your laptop screen you might end up having to give it your house!
      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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        Quoth LillFilly View Post
        That reminded me of the old Orkin Man commercials that were pulled because the cockroaches 'crawling' on the screen were so realistic that people were smashing stuff through the TVs to kill them!
        I had completely forgotten about those, and now I have the heebie jeebies.
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          I had a run-in with a spider back at my old apartment. My wife were on our way out the door, when I saw a spider crawling up the wall. I took of my hat and smashed the spider with it. Then it vanished. I looked on the floor and on the wall, didn't see it anywhere. I even checked in my hat several times. So I gave up and put my hat back on. Next thing I knew, I felt something crawling down my face. It was in my hat after all!

          Naturally, I freaked out. I may be a guy, but I hate bugs. I started swatting at it, and ended up accidentally flinging it onto my wife. So then she started freaking out and swatting at it. It eventually landed on the floor dead. Not sure if we smashed it or scared it to death.
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          • #6
            Quoth LillFilly View Post
            That reminded me of the old Orkin Man commercials that were pulled because the cockroaches 'crawling' on the screen were so realistic that people were smashing stuff through the TVs to kill them!
            LOL! The first time I saw that commercial we were eating at Cheap Cheap pizza. They had a projection TV over in the corner and it really looked like the roaches were in that TV. I put down my food and couldnt eat any more. Poor Cheap Cheap Pizza..... even though I know that it was a commercial I've never been back there again

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