Pet Peeve Game (fun; I promise)

[Kisa]

This is the Pet Peeve Game where we get to vent a little while having a laugh.

The first person (me) will post a Pet Peeve they have.

Ex: "It irritates me when people wear red hats"

The next person will create a scenario. It can be something that really happened or something made up. It can be silly and unrealistic or serious and with all the realism you can fit in a post. The scenario MUST be all about the pet peeve named by the person above you.

Ex: "You walk into a Red Hat Club meeting and everyone is in uniform".

Then you post a pet peeve of your own and so on and so on.

Now for a few ground rules:

-If you feel like this game will upset you, please do not play.
-This game is ment to be light hearted fun. Do not start arguments or debates. If you do something someone named as a Pet Peeve, laugh it off or ignore it. I'm sure I do things that irk others and I'm also sure that is true for everyone else in the world.
-You are allowed to repeat Pet Peeves named by others but please try not to. If you have to, try to space them far enough apart that there isn't a bunch of repeats on one page.
-You can let someone know you agree with them but put "btw" or something else in front of it to make it obvious that it isn't a part of the game.
-Please do not make comments that you know will hurt or upset othere like racism, sexism and the like. You can say "I hate when white people do this" but you can't say "I hate white people". Once again, this is supposed to be light hearted fun. Let's keep it that way.

Basically, use common sense. Please and thank you

I'll start.

"It really bothers me when people don't use their blinker for lane changes".

[TowelKing]

There's an EMP shockwave and blinkers all over the world stop working, as your going on a road trip.

I hate shitty spelling/punctuation/grammar in texts.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I cant stand, peepl bean inna kitchen wen Im tryna cook, in there

[taurinejunkie]

Vegan family members on a visit decide they need to watch your every move to make sure their choice diet is respected.

I hate when people interrupt me while I'm talking to someone else.

[Mr Hero]

I hate when people interrupt me while I'm talking to some...

My pet peeve is people who call down because they can't figure out how to work the shower.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Somehow, you've made it to a convention! A convention of plumbing. Of which, you are the only person who knows how to work any of it.
I hate it when people mistreat books!

[TowelKing]

At the plumbing convention they are using hardcover 1st editions as step ladders.

I hate when someone texts me to call them, and then the phone rings for an hour before they pick it up. What, did you send the text and wildly chuck your phone across the room to possibly delay me getting your missive?

[Kisa]

You get a text that something really terrible has happened and to call right away. They don't pick up for an hour while you have a panic attack only to have them tell you an hour later that they lost their keys but found them so it's all good

I hate when people blow smoke in my face (I'm allergic)

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Your friends are taking you to a surprise birthday party that they've been working on all month!
You get there and... It's the new hooka/hash/cig-friendly bar in town. The ceiling cannot be seen from all the smoke, and the place is packed. They are all very friendly (in a non-creepy way) and want to talk to you, the birthday girl!

Ooooh, I hate messy desktops! (on computers)

[Kisa]

You desperately need a nice new desk. A friend has one you can have for free. The only catch is, you must get it yourself and it looks like this.

I hate when girls wear shorts so short the pockets hang out the bottom of the legs. For $20 I will use my powers to tell you what is in your pockets! How did I guess? I'm magical! It looks tackey.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You run into Big Bertha wearing short shorts at a party and can correctly identify the vibrator in her pocket. Don't spend that $20 all in one place.

I hate guys who wear their pants hanging off their ass, and their boxers pulled up to their neck.

[Kisa]

Once, I saw a guy running to the front door of Taco Bell. He had his shirt tucked into his boxers and was holding his pants up as he sprinted. When he let go, they fell back to his knees

It irks me when people wear socks and sandals, or shoes and bare feet. It's like they want to wear sandals, but are not sure it's warm enough, or want to wear shoes, but it's too hot for shoes. Shoes and socks, or sandals and bare feet. Pick one. No mixing and matching please

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Ohhhh bad news Keese: it's Elderly Legends Day at the local golf course in early April. Not only are there knee socks and Tevas, there's Doc Martens and no-sock guys too! (and some of their socks don't match in pattern either.) Too bad you can't skip out on work as a golf caddy. After all, there's more than a hundred of these gents registered, and they can't very well have one of their spry youngn's skipping out on work!
(also, they don't tip very well! )
I dislike when people leave straw, toothpick, and gum wrappers on the floor! It looks untidy and gross.

[Kisa]

Public trash cans have now been outlawed. Now, the streets and stores are littered with gum wrappers, toothpicks, straw wrappers, and more.

It irks me when people hate animals for no reason. "I hate dogs. Why? Just because". Did a dog attack you when you were little? Are you severely allergic? No? "I just don't like them". Or worse, when they hate animals for a stupid reason. "They smell funny; Once, many years ago, a pomeranian jumped on me to lick my face; They run too fast; They wag their tails too much; They bark at strangers".

[TowelKing]

Unfortunately there is a new government bill passing at the end of the year (with the help of PETA that outlaws pets, and it is now illegal to have compassion or care for animals.

I hate when people try to turn into my lane when there are two left-turn lanes turning onto a 3-lane road.