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ABBOTT:*Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO:*Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.*
ABBOTT:*Mac?
COSTELLO:*No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT:*Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT:*Mac?
COSTELLO:*I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT:*What about Windows?*
COSTELLO:*Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT:*Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO:*I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT:*Wallpaper.
COSTELLO:*Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.*
ABBOTT:*Software for Windows?
COSTELLO:*No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT:*Office.
COSTELLO:*Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?*
ABBOTT:*I just did.
COSTELLO:*You just did what?
ABBOTT:*Recommend something.
COSTELLO:*You recommended something?
ABBOTT:*Yes.
COSTELLO:*For my office?
ABBOTT:*Yes.
COSTELLO:*OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT:*Office.
COSTELLO:*Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT:*I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO:*I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?*
ABBOTT:*Word.
COSTELLO:*What word?
ABBOTT:*Word in Office.
COSTELLO:*The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT:*The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO:*Which word in office for windows?*
ABBOTT:*The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO:*I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?*
ABBOTT:*Money.
COSTELLO:*That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT:*Money.
COSTELLO:*I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT:*It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO:*What's bundled with my computer?*
ABBOTT:*Money.
COSTELLO:*Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT:*Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO:*I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT:*One copy.
COSTELLO:*Isn't it illegal to copy money?*
ABBOTT:*Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO:*They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT:*Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(this came courtesy of my English teacher today
)
COSTELLO:*Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.*
ABBOTT:*Mac?
COSTELLO:*No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT:*Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT:*Mac?
COSTELLO:*I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT:*What about Windows?*
COSTELLO:*Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT:*Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO:*I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT:*Wallpaper.
COSTELLO:*Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.*
ABBOTT:*Software for Windows?
COSTELLO:*No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT:*Office.
COSTELLO:*Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?*
ABBOTT:*I just did.
COSTELLO:*You just did what?
ABBOTT:*Recommend something.
COSTELLO:*You recommended something?
ABBOTT:*Yes.
COSTELLO:*For my office?
ABBOTT:*Yes.
COSTELLO:*OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT:*Office.
COSTELLO:*Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT:*I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO:*I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?*
ABBOTT:*Word.
COSTELLO:*What word?
ABBOTT:*Word in Office.
COSTELLO:*The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT:*The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO:*Which word in office for windows?*
ABBOTT:*The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO:*I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?*
ABBOTT:*Money.
COSTELLO:*That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT:*Money.
COSTELLO:*I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT:*It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO:*What's bundled with my computer?*
ABBOTT:*Money.
COSTELLO:*Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT:*Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO:*I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT:*One copy.
COSTELLO:*Isn't it illegal to copy money?*
ABBOTT:*Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO:*They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT:*Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(this came courtesy of my English teacher today
)
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