Can't work with 'em, can't burn 'em to the ground for making SCs.
Old lady comes to the swamp looking for some kind of makeup produced by one of our makeup brands. Can't find it.
Old lady calls the 1-800 customer service number for this brand of makeup.
They tell her if she can't find the makeup she wants, we will gladly order it for her and notify her when it arrives! She has only to ask.
Old lady returns to the swamp to place her order.
We tell her we don't special-order products we don't carry.
Old lady insists she talked to the 1-800 number and they told her we would and they wouldn't lie to her and blah blah blah.
I am told old lady looks like she puts on her makeup with a bazooka, so why does it need to be just this kind of makeup when she goes for quantity over quality anyway?
Old lady comes to the swamp looking for some kind of makeup produced by one of our makeup brands. Can't find it.
Old lady calls the 1-800 customer service number for this brand of makeup.
They tell her if she can't find the makeup she wants, we will gladly order it for her and notify her when it arrives! She has only to ask.
Old lady returns to the swamp to place her order.
We tell her we don't special-order products we don't carry.
Old lady insists she talked to the 1-800 number and they told her we would and they wouldn't lie to her and blah blah blah.
I am told old lady looks like she puts on her makeup with a bazooka, so why does it need to be just this kind of makeup when she goes for quantity over quality anyway?
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