Because if you don't, you might leave it on as it hangs under your arm when you go to pee. And it might catch your shadow on the ground as you stand there pissing into a pond, complete with audio.
And then it might pick up the sound of you farting afterwards.
So, yeah. You might want to make sure you know if it's on or off. Particularly if you aren't going to review it before showing it to your family.
I'm just, you know. Sayin'.
And before anyone asks, YES there IS video, but because I laughed so fucking hard and long, he now does not trust me to not post it on YouTube and therefore won't let me take a copy home or borrow it in any way. Which is, frankly, very prudent of him.
And then it might pick up the sound of you farting afterwards.
So, yeah. You might want to make sure you know if it's on or off. Particularly if you aren't going to review it before showing it to your family.
I'm just, you know. Sayin'.
And before anyone asks, YES there IS video, but because I laughed so fucking hard and long, he now does not trust me to not post it on YouTube and therefore won't let me take a copy home or borrow it in any way. Which is, frankly, very prudent of him.
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