Middle of the Nevada Desert
"It's blasted FREEZING!" Complained agent Bronson. "Snow in the middle of the desert, who has ever heard of snow in the blasted middle of the desert."
"Ah shut up with the whining would you! Moan, moan, moan..all you been doing. We're dealing with Rifts for Pete's sake. You should know by now that anything is possible. Now lets find out where it is and shut it down so we can get to somewhere warm."
The two trudged quietly until they come to the foot of .. a mountain. A snowy mountain that shouldn't be anywhere near where they were.
Bronson looks at his partner "Flat for miles and miles, and suddenly a huge mountain not on any maps? Think we have found our Rift."
His partner nods. "Well it isn't going to close itself..lets do this." He starts climbing but doesn't make it far before something emerges from the snow. Humanoid, but not even close to human..in fact they were multicolored Snow Men.
"What the heck..Rainbow colored Snow Men?!" Shouts Bronson and shoots at one, but the bullets go straight through them. "Crud on a crud stick! Here we didn't bring Hanson, we really need hanson!"
"Yeah, a pyrokenetic would be nice, but I guess this is my gig right now." He starts to do something but Bronson grabs him.
"ARE YOU INSANE?! Snow, mountain, and you are going to use your power? Ever heard of an avalanche? Time to retreat and bring in the big guns."
The two retreat and call headquarters. "Ma'm. Hate to say it, but ever since we lost those two agents to the ice skating penguins and the three to those trolls..we need to call up some of the less used reinforcements..now!"
"It's blasted FREEZING!" Complained agent Bronson. "Snow in the middle of the desert, who has ever heard of snow in the blasted middle of the desert."
"Ah shut up with the whining would you! Moan, moan, moan..all you been doing. We're dealing with Rifts for Pete's sake. You should know by now that anything is possible. Now lets find out where it is and shut it down so we can get to somewhere warm."
The two trudged quietly until they come to the foot of .. a mountain. A snowy mountain that shouldn't be anywhere near where they were.
Bronson looks at his partner "Flat for miles and miles, and suddenly a huge mountain not on any maps? Think we have found our Rift."
His partner nods. "Well it isn't going to close itself..lets do this." He starts climbing but doesn't make it far before something emerges from the snow. Humanoid, but not even close to human..in fact they were multicolored Snow Men.
"What the heck..Rainbow colored Snow Men?!" Shouts Bronson and shoots at one, but the bullets go straight through them. "Crud on a crud stick! Here we didn't bring Hanson, we really need hanson!"
"Yeah, a pyrokenetic would be nice, but I guess this is my gig right now." He starts to do something but Bronson grabs him.
"ARE YOU INSANE?! Snow, mountain, and you are going to use your power? Ever heard of an avalanche? Time to retreat and bring in the big guns."
The two retreat and call headquarters. "Ma'm. Hate to say it, but ever since we lost those two agents to the ice skating penguins and the three to those trolls..we need to call up some of the less used reinforcements..now!"
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