Caption Contest! Mwuahaha

[KiaKat]

We needed a great image for our Memorial Day Newsletter.

So I found one.

And now we're having a caption contest! Funniest caption on our FB page wins a bottle of that lovely rosé I was all gaga over in the Booze Club thread.

This is gonna be FUN!

(yes, go ahead and share your own captions here. I'd love to see what people come up with - Lupo has already shared a couple that made my boss remark on how wonderfully twisted she is.)

[Mytical]

My Caption -

And nobody knows to this day where their neighbor Dave went to.

[Kanalah]

Human - the other other white meat

also

Secret's in the sauce

[bainsidhe]

Grillin' so good, you don't even notice your arm is on fire. (Seriously, doesn't it look like it's resting on hot coals?)

Meat jousting. En guard.

Mine.

[Draper Mel]

"Is that a shishkebab, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Come here Bobby. Let's see if you can handle my skewer."

"Everyone loved Steve's big, long, hot kebabs."

[MoonCat]

"Yes, that SC did come back to the store...once. Why do you ask?"

[emax4]

"Ah, that's ol' Pops... always fighting off imaginary creatures with a shishkebob and saltshaker."

"Hey Dad, Pee Wee's back again, and he brought his own plate."

[DeltaSierra]

"Alas, when Bob was informed that he would be served first at the Company BBQ, he didn't realize he was going to be on the menu."

[Josh]

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[Kristev]

Hey, I've got good news. We're having the neighbors over for dinner.

[Der Cute]

"oh look at that big stick of meat you have, Bob"
"mommy mommy I want one!"
"junior, wait til you're 13."

[Scorpodael]

Thankfully, no one really noticed that Bob had replaced the salt in the shaker with heroin...

[PepperElf]

I don't know if I should post mine. The man looks a bit like John Woods from "The Wet Spots". Well kinda. His hair looked lighter when I saw him and his wife Cass King performing at the Toronto Burlesque festival a couple of years ago.

But fuck it. NSFW. Highlight at your own risk

( The neighborhood bbqs were never quite the same after John Woods took over the grill, singing, "Do you take it...?" )

I'm going to hell I'm sure.

[Geek King]

"But Grandpa, I thought you said we were havin' dogs?"

"Soylent Green Kabobs--Have the whole neighborhood over for dinner!"

[Jay 2K Winger]

Everybody loves Bob's pork sword.