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Gass-holes
Hence, the punny title, this thread is (mostly) about gas station suck.
Drive-Off!
Fuck you drive off on the scooter. You in the prostitot uniform, looking barely 16, you are a total cunt. I hope you crash and kill yourself in a big wreck. At least you weren't wearing a helmet. The drive off may only have been $2.10, but you've earned my eternal hatred. Thanks for taking that money away from me.
Thanks go out to the competition.
Thank you so much for not following the rest of town, and going up in price to what would be considered a normal margin, or even good. Instead you sit at a price that is around 2 cents above cost. We follow you and change when you do, since you're a bigger player in town.
Thanks so much for waiting to go up till almost 7pm Sunday night, when the rest of town went up Friday, even the pones on the freeway who NEVER go up! Thanks for waiting to go up right when I was struggling to close the restaurant when everyone decided that the last hour was the perfect time to come in.
To the price bitch.
Yes you got the gas for the lower price. You get the gas at the price on the pump when you start pumping. Don't bitch about it. If I could I'd give you a bitch tax because you were rude to the person working the station.
To the Diesel customer -
NO you don't get a 10 cent a gallon discount per gallon pumped. It's only 5 cents per gallon. And NO it doesn't apply to a credit card transaction - only cash. How long have you been pulling this scam? And no BP did not come to your place of work and tell you and your fellow employees it was 10 cents. Stop lying. So now BP is going to have to tell your boss about your scam. FUCK YOU! And also thanks for being rude and pissy to the employee when she told you the correct facts. Jump off a cliff.
To the stupid lady.
When you see a restaurant with it's lights off, the open sign off, and the hours sign says that it closed a half hour ago, what do you do?
A - Go in.
B - Yell HELLO!
C - ask me, who is trying to do the closing report "Is the restaurant still open?"
If you answered all of the above, you're her. I hope for the sake of humanity she doesn't reproduce.
EDIT - The reason the door was still open is because I was dealing with the price change at close time, and forgot it. It would have been done by the time I left because I always double check it before setting the alarm.
To the person working the station.
Thank you so much for mopping the floors the way you did. The floor is still wet an hour later.
Ring out the fucking mop.
At least I didn't slip on it like I did one time, and was down for a minute or so. It would have been even worse today, I was carrying my computer- the one with the restaurant close and all the inventory data on it over to print out the report.
Damn this Schell's Hefeweizen tastes good tonight. I need it. 13 hour day done. Time to go home.
Drive-Off!
Fuck you drive off on the scooter. You in the prostitot uniform, looking barely 16, you are a total cunt. I hope you crash and kill yourself in a big wreck. At least you weren't wearing a helmet. The drive off may only have been $2.10, but you've earned my eternal hatred. Thanks for taking that money away from me.
Thanks go out to the competition.
Thank you so much for not following the rest of town, and going up in price to what would be considered a normal margin, or even good. Instead you sit at a price that is around 2 cents above cost. We follow you and change when you do, since you're a bigger player in town.
Thanks so much for waiting to go up till almost 7pm Sunday night, when the rest of town went up Friday, even the pones on the freeway who NEVER go up! Thanks for waiting to go up right when I was struggling to close the restaurant when everyone decided that the last hour was the perfect time to come in.
To the price bitch.
Yes you got the gas for the lower price. You get the gas at the price on the pump when you start pumping. Don't bitch about it. If I could I'd give you a bitch tax because you were rude to the person working the station.
To the Diesel customer -
NO you don't get a 10 cent a gallon discount per gallon pumped. It's only 5 cents per gallon. And NO it doesn't apply to a credit card transaction - only cash. How long have you been pulling this scam? And no BP did not come to your place of work and tell you and your fellow employees it was 10 cents. Stop lying. So now BP is going to have to tell your boss about your scam. FUCK YOU! And also thanks for being rude and pissy to the employee when she told you the correct facts. Jump off a cliff.
To the stupid lady.
When you see a restaurant with it's lights off, the open sign off, and the hours sign says that it closed a half hour ago, what do you do?
A - Go in.
B - Yell HELLO!
C - ask me, who is trying to do the closing report "Is the restaurant still open?"
If you answered all of the above, you're her. I hope for the sake of humanity she doesn't reproduce.
EDIT - The reason the door was still open is because I was dealing with the price change at close time, and forgot it. It would have been done by the time I left because I always double check it before setting the alarm.
To the person working the station.
Thank you so much for mopping the floors the way you did. The floor is still wet an hour later.
Ring out the fucking mop.
At least I didn't slip on it like I did one time, and was down for a minute or so. It would have been even worse today, I was carrying my computer- the one with the restaurant close and all the inventory data on it over to print out the report.
Damn this Schell's Hefeweizen tastes good tonight. I need it. 13 hour day done. Time to go home.
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