First thing in the morning, I see a guy leave a brown bag by a computer. Twenty min. latter he did not come back, so not knowing what was in the bag I get one of our carts. The bag looked big but felt light. Looking in, I see chips and bread. I decide it is garbage and toss it. I expected the idiot to come by and bitch but he did not.
The cop story.
CW comes up with patron and a torn newspaper. She tells security she found the guy ripping the newspaper. I am guessing she had called down first and got the cop to come up and get the guy because the cop comes down latter and starts chew out the guy:
cop: Why are you tearing up the paper?
idiot: There's an article about a lawyer ripping off veterans and I want to take it to my lawyer.
cop: So that gives you the right to tear up the Library's paper?
idiot: I guess not.
cop: you guess not?!?!
idiot: I mean, no.
cop: you don't come in here, destroying public property.
idiot: I'm sorry.
cop: you're sorry you got caught.
idiot: but I need to get that article to my lawyer. I'm a Viet Nam veteran.
cop: I'm a Desert Storm veteran.
idiot: ok.
cop: Do you pay taxes? Pay for a home? Have a car payment?
idiot: I pay for my home and for my car, but I rode my bike today.
cop: IF you can pay for a home and a car, you can pay $1.50 for a newspaper.
security: Sir, you are banned for 6 months, until March 6.
cop: 2013!
idiot: *leaves library, gets on his bike*
me: I guess he is mentally ill.
cop: He isn't mentally ill. These homeless people come in here and mess up things, mess up things for other people.
The cop story.
CW comes up with patron and a torn newspaper. She tells security she found the guy ripping the newspaper. I am guessing she had called down first and got the cop to come up and get the guy because the cop comes down latter and starts chew out the guy:
cop: Why are you tearing up the paper?
idiot: There's an article about a lawyer ripping off veterans and I want to take it to my lawyer.
cop: So that gives you the right to tear up the Library's paper?
idiot: I guess not.
cop: you guess not?!?!
idiot: I mean, no.
cop: you don't come in here, destroying public property.
idiot: I'm sorry.
cop: you're sorry you got caught.
idiot: but I need to get that article to my lawyer. I'm a Viet Nam veteran.
cop: I'm a Desert Storm veteran.
idiot: ok.
cop: Do you pay taxes? Pay for a home? Have a car payment?
idiot: I pay for my home and for my car, but I rode my bike today.
cop: IF you can pay for a home and a car, you can pay $1.50 for a newspaper.
security: Sir, you are banned for 6 months, until March 6.
cop: 2013!
idiot: *leaves library, gets on his bike*
me: I guess he is mentally ill.
cop: He isn't mentally ill. These homeless people come in here and mess up things, mess up things for other people.
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