Deadpan moments

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So my boyfriend works for an ISP. He alternates between working on the phones and manning the front desk. He won't post up too many of his sucky stories (he gets a few), but this was too good not to share. Not so much sucky, just funny.

In this scenario, he was manning the front desk when a couple came in and enquired about the packages his company offers.

Boyfriend: Well you can either go broadband or do our naked service.
Couple: We'll go the naked service. (deadpan) We're nudists.
Boyfriend: :| OK, moving on then....

The couple admitted they were joking.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I love deadpanning funny lines.

Customer: "Having fun?"
J2K: (deadpan) "It's like a party every day. Some days I can barely contain my giddiness."

My CW CR: "In the gene pool, I'm a shark."
J2K: (deadpan) "Yeah, but when you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way. From your first cigarette, to your last dying day."
CR:

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Here's another deadpan moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shgs9I-xlRY

(Note: this is meant to be SATIRE! Safe for work though )