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    A little background: I shave my head such that it is completely smooth. [/background]

    Yesterday morning, I was seated at the front desk of the courthouse speaking with the clerk who currently is working as the "information officer". My back was to the door.

    As we were speaking, I felt something rub the top of my head. On instinct, my hand snapped up and slapped whatever was rubbing me. I heard a young, female voice yelp as I turned to see what rubbed me.

    A young woman was holding her hand and looking pained. She looked somewhat defensive and confused. She asked why I hit her. I asked her what she thought she was doing. She said she "just wanted to rub your head for luck".

    I looked at her. She was young enough to be my daughter. Perhaps she thought that her cute appearance would make me want her to touch my head in some macho sense. She thought wrong. I am not the type who responds to any female attempting to use the "little girl" cutesy flirting - especially when the age difference makes the whole thing look creepy.

    I asked her what made her think it was OK to rub my head without my permission. She said it was just little thing for luck and added that I should not get all upset by it.

    I asked her what part of HER anatomy I could rub for luck. She and her friend looked a little freaked by that and scuttled off.
    "Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
    .................................................. ..................- Alfred E. Newman

  • #2
    Good answer.
    Seshat's self-help guide:
    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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    • #3
      I've done that to two associates I work with but they're also around my age and know I'm joking around with them. We've also known each other for a while

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      • #4
        That is an awesome answer.
        The angels have the phone box.

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        • #5
          Awesome response. Now to hope she got the point.
          Life: Reality TV for deities. - dalesys

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          • #6
            Great response. Hope it makes her think twice before doing something like that again.

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            • #7
              I'm going to use that same line if someone tries to rub MY head. (I also shave my head smooth. *bald bro-fist*)
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              • #8
                The same exact reason why someone doesn't go up & rub a pregnant woman's belly without asking first.

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                • #9
                  Did you like getting your hand slapped? NO? Well, now you know how I feel about strange people rubbing MY head without so much as a by your leave.

                  Silly twit got what she deserved.
                  They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                    I'm going to use that same line if someone tries to rub MY head. (I also shave my head smooth. *bald bro-fist*)
                    For some reason I'm having that mental image of the scene in Family Guy where there's the two bald guys in the elevator and they start licking the tops of each others heads....
                    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                    • #11
                      Quoth fireheart View Post
                      For some reason I'm having that mental image of the scene in Family Guy where there's the two bald guys in the elevator and they start licking the tops of each others heads....
                      O_O

                      I...guess that's cartoon physics for you. Also, EWWW.
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                      • #12
                        Geeze. Personal bubble invasion much, lady?!?!?!?

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                        • #13
                          I'm singing the rubber ducky song, slightly modified...

                          Rub her....
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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                          • #14
                            Wow... does... she assume... no... brain... rebooting...
                            Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.
                            Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
                              O_O

                              I...guess that's cartoon physics for you. Also, EWWW.
                              This is what I'm referring to.
                              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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