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  • #1

    Listening Comprehension Fail

    I saved this from before the site update.

    I was setting up breakfast. Two guests come down a little early while I'm still trying to set up.

    Me: I apologize, but breakfast isn't ready yet for another 15 minutes.
    SC: It's ok, I'll just grab a muffin.

    WTF! I said this breakfast is not yet. It has yet to be. It is a future breakfast!
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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  • #2
    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
    WTF! I said this breakfast is not yet. It has yet to be. It is a future breakfast!
    Are you sure the breakfast isn't just sleeping?
    Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
    Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
    Fiancee: What?!
    Me: Nevermind.

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    • #3
      Quoth thehuckster View Post
      Are you sure the breakfast isn't just sleeping?
      It's still pinin' for the fjords.
      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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      • #4
        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
        It's still pinin' for the fjords.
        .................


        PINING FOR THE FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?!?!
        "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

        RIP Plaidman.

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        • #5
          YA NEED TWENTY STALKS?! BEAN ER' CELERY?!
          - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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          • #6
            Oh good lords this. I have a set of guests who've been coming in half an hour early regularly, looking around for the food all lost-like, and then lurking while I'm doing my run around.

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            • #7
              I really can't understand that, either >_> At least you can tell those types to come back in a few...unlike the ones who insist on keeping you past closing time...
              Quoth Dave1982 View Post
              PINING FOR THE FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?!?!
              This food wouldn't VOO if you put ten thousand volts through it!
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • #8
                The plumage don't enter into it!

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                • #9
                  What about second breakfast? Or elevensies?

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                  • #10
                    Quoth An Haddock View Post
                    What about second breakfast? Or elevensies?
                    Just don't make a hobbit of it.
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      Just don't make a hobbit of it.
                      Frodon't go there, Dale...I Andurilly mean it ~_~
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #12
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        Frodon't go there, Dale...I Andurilly mean it ~_~


                        Well now you're aragorn and made me feel silly.

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                        • #13
                          These Lord of the Rings references give mithrils. /hardcore Book!Tolkien snob fan

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Cat Herder View Post
                            These Lord of the Rings references give mithrils. /hardcore Book!Tolkien snob fan
                            So what book features "Frito, a bugger from the Stye"?
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth dalesys View Post
                              So what book features "Frito, a bugger from the Stye"?
                              Eleventy-three lashes for you! Preciouss Fritossess, yesssss....
                              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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