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mjr 09-22-2016 03:44 PM

Ha ha ha ha..."Tom Jones Syndrome"...
 
A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.

"Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, Pussycat?'. It's so embarrassing. Even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!"

The doctor says, "Yes, it would appear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome."

"Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man.

"It's Not Unusual," replied the doctor.

dalesys 09-22-2016 08:05 PM

At least it wasn't R. Astley Psychosis.

catcul 09-23-2016 12:39 PM

If you tell that joke to your coworkers, don't be Disturbed if you only hear The Sound of Silence.

TheSHAD0W 09-27-2016 04:25 AM

Oh god.

I reposted that joke elsewhere.

And I got this back.

My sides.

mjr 09-27-2016 03:13 PM

Quote:

Quoth TheSHAD0W (Post 1329128)
Oh god.

I reposted that joke elsewhere.

And I got this back.

My sides.

That's totally something I would have done...

Especially considering I'm the guy who will occasionally push several (or all) of the buttons for the other floors before I get off an elevator on the ground floor, then giggle to myself as I walk off...

mjr 11-01-2016 01:15 PM

Quote:

Quoth TheSHAD0W (Post 1329128)
And I got this back.

That made me wonder if you could re-write the lyrics (and change the title) a little, and have a woman sing it...

Call it "What's new, Weinerdog?"


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