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Crosshair 12-28-2006 06:15 PM

Q. How do you get a Reindeer to go fast.

A. Take away its food. :rimshot:

Crow The Robot 01-03-2007 01:24 AM

Hickory, Dickory Dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one.
And the others escapd with minor injuries.

flybye023 01-03-2007 03:02 AM

Mary had a little lamb, and the doctor had a cow.

Crosshair 01-03-2007 05:45 AM

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb, with a side of mashed potatoes.

Department stores *sigh* 01-03-2007 06:06 PM

Q: When is a door not a door?

A: When its a jar!

Can you believe it took me two years to get that? mind you i was 4 when my dad told me it.

tintaglia 01-04-2007 07:32 PM

mary had a little lamb,
it gambols round in hops.
it went upon the road one day,
and ended up as chops :)

MadMike 01-04-2007 07:36 PM

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Crow The Robot 01-05-2007 11:04 PM

What did the beaver say to his nosy neighbour?
Mind your own dam business.
<runs like hell>

rvdammit 01-07-2007 01:38 AM

An Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. Bartender says
"What is this, some kind of joke?"

DarthRetard 01-09-2007 06:44 AM

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba Dum Chshhhh

This isnt necessarily a tell-someone joke, it's something i like to do to customers. They come in and ask for rabbit ears (antennas), and I'll stop, look confused, thinking, touch my ears, and shake my head confused and say ""

*puts on blindfold and smokes cigarette*

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