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Greenday 12-01-2009 02:35 PM

SUVs & Golf Balls
What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?

Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards!

BookstoreEscapee 12-02-2009 01:24 AM

Well, that was quick...

Greenday 12-02-2009 04:54 AM


Quoth BookstoreEscapee (Post 653636)
Well, that was quick...

I try. Wanted to get that out there before it became common already.

Ironclad Alibi 12-02-2009 06:16 PM

After I read this joke yesterday, I sent it to Al Lowe who has a Joke of the Day mailing list, CyberJoke 3000.
He included it in today's jokes. That's the fastest turnaround I've seen on a joke I've sent him (assuming he used my submission and not someone else's).

Spiffy McMoron 12-11-2009 04:26 AM

As much as I hate hearing about Tiger Woods and his love life, this joke made me laugh. Some people will find it offensive; you've been warned.

What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?

(Highlight below for the answer)

They've both been clubbed by a Swede.


BookstoreEscapee 12-18-2009 10:35 PM

One my coworker told me today:

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

highlight for the answer:

>>Santa stops at three Hos.<<


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