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Kit-Ginevra 01-20-2014 03:41 AM

Vintage ads for modern products....probably NSFW
 
Do you ever wish that the advertising genius of yesteryear could be used with today's modern products?Well,good sire,sit down in your comfortable chair in front of the fire,get the good woman to bring the slippers and your dinner and prepare to be delighted.
We advise you do not let her see it-it will just make her hysterical,and you don't want that after a hard day's work.

Just for you,good sire,is the link.It's probably not safe to open in the presence of those lightweights who you work with.However,you have a strong character and can gaze upon such sights with impunity

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2...dern-products/

DGoddessChardonnay 01-20-2014 11:44 PM

OMFG . . . :rotflmao:

Some of those were hysterical and some were WTF were they smoking???

Robbie the Rubber????:confused:

And the one for the "Canson" printer . . . I swear they borrowed Mammy from Gone With The Wind . . . just no.

Now #23 I have to wonder about . . . . is that for the Mom or the kids?:p

DGoddessChardonnay 01-20-2014 11:51 PM

Thinking you didn't get the proper sex ed instruction when you were in school?

Well, here's the Cracked list of lessons that schools should have taught:

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_9...yd-taught-you/


Not for the faint at heart or delicate sensibilities. IE, read at your own risk.:eek::lol: :doh:

Kit-Ginevra 01-24-2014 02:48 AM

Identify these at work. Think of it like bingo-cross one off your card when you see them :D

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/694...r-at-every-job

Irving Patrick Freleigh 01-24-2014 10:33 AM

Quote:

Quoth Kit-Ginevra (Post 1195461)

I haven't laughed this hard since the Deadspin thread on doing horrible things to the Chicago Cubs' new mascot.

LINK NSFW

EricKei 01-27-2014 02:05 PM

Ah, yes, so many of these are familiar to us...

http://www.cracked.com/article_16994...-hates_p2.html

XCashier 03-04-2014 04:03 PM

Another spot-on article: 4 Behaviors the Modern World Is Only Making Worse

wolfie 03-10-2014 03:47 AM

Is Cracked trying to say something about a prominent person at CS? I realize most of us have our minds in the gutter, but as the article says:

Quote:

Back then harlots were "knaves," "rapscallions," "roustabouts," and other awesome words that you should all start using so it's not just me anymore
By "back then", Cracked is referring to Chaucer's time.

dalesys 03-10-2014 03:43 PM

Quote:

Quoth wolfie (Post 1204550)
Is Cracked trying to say something about a prominent person at CS?

Well, he is available to just about anybody, almost anytime, and for a very low fee. (paid for next month's internet yet?)

Victory Sabre 03-29-2014 06:14 PM

I love # 1 the best. Video might be NSFW.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-worst-...while-high_p1/


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