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Gawdzillers 11-22-2009 03:45 PM

Forum game: Google vs. Yahoo
If you read MLIA often, you know what this is about.

Simply open both search engines, and type the beginning of a question into both (don't click "search"), and see what each one gives you in the drop-down list of frequently asked questions. Post funny results.

Google usually wins.

"Why won't"

Yahoo: "Why won't my car start?"
Google: "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Greenday 11-22-2009 04:48 PM

"How can I..."

Yahoo "...fall lyrics"
Google "...make my hair grow faster"

Darn, it used to be for google "...get the popular guy to get me pregnant"

"Why do...'

Yahoo "cats knead paws"
Google " have nipples?

Irving Patrick Freleigh 11-22-2009 06:00 PM

Question: What is the...

Yahoo--What is the Internet
Google--What is the public option


Jester 11-22-2009 08:18 PM

Where would I find...

yahoo: "a crossfader"
google: "a vampire"

Google wins the night!

What the hell....

yahoo: "are you waiting for"
google: "is twitter"

Yahoo wins anxiously!

Just what do you...

yahoo: "think you're doing"
google: "think you're doing dave"

Google wins! (But Dave's not here.)

How do I...

yahoo: "breathe lyrics"
google: "know if I'm pregnant"

Google wins expectantly!


yahoo: "not to tip"
google: "will I die"

Google wins over those cheap bastards at yahoo!

Spiffy McMoron 11-22-2009 09:36 PM

Should I...

...shave my pubic hair? him?

(A tie. They both made me laugh.)

...stay or should I go?

(They're asking the same thing, really)

SG15Z 11-23-2009 05:04 AM

What the....

Yahoo: what the bleep do we know?
Google: what the font

Hm interesting....

the toy guy 11-23-2009 05:06 AM

Why is...

... there a dead pakistani on my couch?

... Friday the 13th considered unlucky?

Google wins.

Lace Neil Singer 11-23-2009 11:39 AM

Can I...

Google - has cheeseburger
Yahoo - get broadband

Google wins!

Wonder who...

Google - don't think twice
Yahoo - paints the sky so blue

Yahoo wins!

If she...

Google - smokes she pokes
Yahoo - knew lyrics

Google wins!

Broomjockey 11-23-2009 03:08 PM

As a note of interest, Yahoo isn't really yahoo any more. For the search engine, they made a deal with microsoft and it's now using Bing's results. So it's really Google vs. Bing.

Nurian 11-23-2009 03:52 PM

Can you...
YAHOO: ...feel the love tonight

GOOGLE: ...get pregnant on your period.

Two searches that may or may not run together ;)

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