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Amina516 11-22-2008 02:23 AM

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!
 
I stole this idea from another forum!

heres how it works: you post a question and the person below you posts an extremely wrong answer to your question, then they ask another question. It can actually get pretty funny.

Example:

person one: how do brids fly?

person two: because i filled them with heilum?

person two again: who is president of america ?

next person: rush limbaugh

then ask a question ... and so on!

I'll start:


Why is the sky blue?

ArcticChicken 11-22-2008 02:32 AM

It's not, it's really mauve, but nobody likes mauve so they painted it blue.

Where do babies come from?

It's me 11-22-2008 02:32 AM

Oh, these are fun!

Quote:

Quoth Amina516 (Post 452700)
Why is the sky blue?

A: Because it's made of cheese.

Q: Why do chickens have feathers?

RetailWorkhorse 11-22-2008 02:37 AM

Quote:

Quoth ArcticChicken (Post 452704)
Where do babies come from?

My shirts says I'm from japan.

Quote:

Quoth It's me (Post 452705)
Q: Why do chickens have feathers?

Because they're allergic to fur.

Why do Dogs bark?

Severen13 11-22-2008 02:37 AM

Quote:

Where do babies come from?
Wal-Mart.

Quote:

Why do chickens have feathers?
Because the cows keep the leather for themselves.




Q: Why is it cold in Winter?

RetailWorkhorse 11-22-2008 02:40 AM

Quote:

Quoth Severen13 (Post 452711)
Q: Why is it cold in Winter?

Because it like it that way.

Why is the Sun hot?

worddork 11-22-2008 02:40 AM

Quote:

Quoth RetailWorkhorse
Why do Dogs bark?

Cause they hate to meow.

Quote:

Quoth RetailWorkhorse
why is the sun hot?

Cause the Ice melted

Q: why do rocks sink?

Shards 11-22-2008 02:44 AM

Quote:

Quoth RetailWorkhorse (Post 452716)
Why is the Sun hot?

Because it's blond.

Q: What have I got in my pocket?

ArcticChicken 11-22-2008 02:57 AM

Quote:

Quoth worddork (Post 452717)
Q: why do rocks sink?

Because they're made of raisins.

Quote:

Quoth Shards (Post 452720)
Q: What have I got in my pocket?

The great pyramid.

Why is my couch comfortable?

BookstoreEscapee 11-22-2008 03:01 AM

Quote:

Quoth ArcticChicken (Post 452724)

Why is my couch comfortable?

Because it's blue.

Do you know the way to Santa Fe?


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