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Rapscallion 12-24-2009 12:28 PM

Two germs walk into a bar and order some drinks.

The barman say, "sorry we don't serve germs in here"

So one of them replies, "it's okay we work here. We're Staph".


Lace Neil Singer 12-25-2009 11:49 PM

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A police spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop-clop-clop? An amish drive-by shooting.

gaspode 12-26-2009 05:58 PM

I'm so hungry I decided to get a nice greasy cheese burger.

I relished it.

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