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Rapscallion 12-17-2006 10:52 AM

Groaners
 
Darth: I know what you are getting for christmas, Luke.

Luke: How?

Dath: I have felt your presents.



The inflatable headmaster to the inflatable shoolchild:

"You've let me down, you've let the school down, and most importantly of all you let yourself down."

Raspcallion, ducking

DGoddessChardonnay 12-18-2006 03:35 AM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*throwing rotten tomatoes*:p

Irving Patrick Freleigh 12-18-2006 01:47 PM

That's it, I'm calling a groaner penalty!

Raps, you must apologize to all of us in a creative manner!

Comedy Sportz is sooo cool!

Crosshair 12-18-2006 08:00 PM

Yup, those where groaners. I have one.

Q. How do you tell Rapscallion is about to come on stage at the comedy club.
A. The manager unplugs the mic.:rimshot:

/All in good humor.:p
//Trying to be more original than posting *Throwing Rotten Tomatoes*

Spiffy McMoron 12-19-2006 03:15 AM

Here's a groaner that I heard today:

Q: Why did the snowman take off his pants?

A: He heard a snowblower was coming by!

:lol: :rimshot:

erik316wttn 12-20-2006 04:49 AM

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick



Q: What do you call a midget pyschic on the run from the law?

A: A small medium at large.

Irving Patrick Freleigh 12-20-2006 01:10 PM

WARNING: Somewhat graphic sexual material ahead!










OK, you've been warned!










Why did Snow White get fired from Disneyworld?

She got caught sitting on Pinnochio's face yelling "Lie to me, you bastard, lie to me!"

MadMike 12-21-2006 09:41 PM

I was going to put this in its own thread, but since I consider it a "Groaner", I figured I'd put it here:

A fairy godmother decides to go into business for herself, and sets up her own shop. On her first day in business, a yellow toad comes into the shop.

"I'm tired of being yellow," he tells her, "I'm tired of people staring at me and making fun of me. I want to be green like the other toads."

"No problem!" says the fairy godmother. She waves her wand, and the toad turns green, except for his penis, which is still yellow.

"Well, this isn't going to work!", he complains, "You need to do something about this!"

"I'm afraid I can't do anything about that", she tells him, "You'll have to see the wizard for that."

"Well, how do I get to the wizard?"

She fumbles around, trying to remember how to get there, but after a bit of confusion, she finally figures it out. The toad leaves the store and starts making his way to the wizard.

Not even a minute later, a pink elephant comes into the shop.

"I'm tired of being a pink elephant", he tells her. "I want to be gray like the other elephants."

So she waves her wand, and the elephant turns gray, except for his penis.

The elephant complains about it, and the fairy godmother tells him he'll need to see the wizard.

"How do I get to the wizard?", he asks.

Not wanting to give out all the complicated directions again, she tells him, "Just follow the yellow-dick toad."

protege 12-22-2006 06:13 PM

Ugh.

*throws tomato* :D

Rapscallion 12-28-2006 05:27 PM

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?

Poke him on.

Rapscallion


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