My Immortal, a Harry Potter fanfic that has gone down in infamy as the worst Harry Potter fic ever written, and quite possible the worst fanfic ever written, period. Published on Fanfiction.net on March 3, 2006, it has racked up an incredible 4624 reviews (as of the time of this writing), 99.9% which are flames, telling the author (a bisexual, gothic fantwat who goes by the penname of XXXbloodyrists666XXX, and whose real name appears to be Tara) to do the world a favor and drop dead. It features some of the most mind-boggling OOCness ever printed, the word 'fuck' in every other sentence, and enough chatspeak and grammar errors to make even the most laid-back English teacher take a long vacation in a padded room.
Type in "Worst Fanfic Ever" on Google and "My Immortal" comes up in the #1. I swear!
The story *snort* isn't about the beloved boy wizard Harry Potter, but a Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues named Ebony Darkāness Dementia Raven Way, a bisexual 'goffik' vampire wizard attending Hogwarts. Actually, her name is Ebony, Enoby, or Eboby depending on which keys our typing and language-challenged Mary Sue decided to hit that day. Oh, and Draco is on love with her (of course). So is Harry. Draco and Harry are now bisexual goths. Dumbledore is an idiot. Hagrid is a pedophile. Lupin and Snape are a sexual predators. Voldemort is a dunderhead. And Good Charlotte holds concerts at Hogwarts. If you don't believe me, read all the astounding 40 Chapters yourself.
Note: Chapter 39 was written by a prankster who hijacked the account.
Warning: Sum of dis chapta is xtremly scray. Viower excretion advisd.
Type in "Worst Fanfic Ever" on Google and "My Immortal" comes up in the #1. I swear!
The story *snort* isn't about the beloved boy wizard Harry Potter, but a Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues named Ebony Darkāness Dementia Raven Way, a bisexual 'goffik' vampire wizard attending Hogwarts. Actually, her name is Ebony, Enoby, or Eboby depending on which keys our typing and language-challenged Mary Sue decided to hit that day. Oh, and Draco is on love with her (of course). So is Harry. Draco and Harry are now bisexual goths. Dumbledore is an idiot. Hagrid is a pedophile. Lupin and Snape are a sexual predators. Voldemort is a dunderhead. And Good Charlotte holds concerts at Hogwarts. If you don't believe me, read all the astounding 40 Chapters yourself.
Note: Chapter 39 was written by a prankster who hijacked the account.
Warning: Sum of dis chapta is xtremly scray. Viower excretion advisd.
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