You are driving an expensive SUV on a university campus five minutes before classes start. You approach a pedestrian crosswalk, about 20 yards ahead of you. On one side of the crosswalk, a group of three people are about to enter. On the other side, a group of seven people have just entered. Do you:
(A) Obey the posted "Pedestrians Have Right of Way" sign and wait patiently for your fellow students to cross
(B) Slam on the gas, tires squealing, and speed through the crosswalk like a bat out of hell, or
(C) Slam on the gas, tires squealing, speed through the crosswalk and then laugh at the pedestrians diving for cover
If you chose (B), please stop by Sylvia's office to pick up your complimentary obscene gesture. If you chose (C), please schedule an appointment for your mandatory anal penetration, this week only with extra spikes and reduced lubrication. If you chose (A), then you have failed Driver's Ed 201: How to Drive like a Shitbrained Entitlement Legacy.
(A) Obey the posted "Pedestrians Have Right of Way" sign and wait patiently for your fellow students to cross
(B) Slam on the gas, tires squealing, and speed through the crosswalk like a bat out of hell, or
(C) Slam on the gas, tires squealing, speed through the crosswalk and then laugh at the pedestrians diving for cover
If you chose (B), please stop by Sylvia's office to pick up your complimentary obscene gesture. If you chose (C), please schedule an appointment for your mandatory anal penetration, this week only with extra spikes and reduced lubrication. If you chose (A), then you have failed Driver's Ed 201: How to Drive like a Shitbrained Entitlement Legacy.
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