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Cust: "Excuse me, do you work here?"
Me: "No, I just found this red vest of the floor. Don't I look good in it?"
And I even did a fashion twirl. I was retarded.
Used before:
When I was a loader: (Loading things into customer's vehicles)
FEMALE Cust: "So you're coming home with me, right?"
Me: Well, that depends on what for, and I'm not cheap!" *wink wink*
MALE Cust: (loaded a whirlpool bathtub into truck) "So you're going to come with me and help out? Ah ha ha ha."
Me: "Sorry, I'm allergic to bubbles."
Female Cust: (again, bathtub) "So are you going to come to my house and help me out?"
Me: "I don't think there would be enough room in there for both of us. But I'm willing to try." (Yes, I actually did say this to that customer, who was very cool. She had been in there many times, and I always was the one that loaded her vehicle. She knew I was joking around.)
In the Paint Department:
Cust: "I'd like the paint to match this fabric. This paint will go on my porch, and these are the curtains I'm putting in. I tried this color, but it doesn't match."
Me: "Sounds like my girlfriend. Her carpet doesn't match her drapes either."
At RadioShack:
Customer is talking to co-worker, telling him why he doesn't watch television. I am standing close by, listening. A few other co-workers and customers were close by.
Cust: "Blah blah blah.. That's why I don't watch television. Nothing but crap on all day long. Especially the History Channel. They repeat their shows all the time."
Me: "Well, you know what they say: History has a tendency to repeat itself."
I think the whole store groaned at that pun.
Age and wisdom don't necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority.
"Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat I ate."
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