Only sucky because of the cleanup involved (especially with the new cleaning procedures) and mostly hilarious.
Two grannies. Neither want to pass the other in the oh so narrow aisles because of the whole Corvid-19 thing. Despite the fact we have specific times for seniors and have been waving delivery fees because many people can’t leave their house right now.
Instead of backing up and letting the other pass (the maturity!) they decide to stand anoint 10ft away from each other and lob cans at the other. An effective tactic to make people move, albeit violent... if only they were able to throw more then 3ft away from themselves.
Sucky because of all that wasted product and the mess and the cleanup and can we act like fucking adults already!
Oh but that’s not all. They had to exchange terrible insults. As in the kind of thing you’d see on a satire about a bad drama show bad. Like did you steal those insults from a 4 year old? You’re almost a century and that’s the best you can come up with.
Then when GW1 ended. Shortly thereafter, GW2 began. This time with the grannies following each other as the each tried to pick a healthier/more natural/organic/or cheaper version of whatever the other was grabbing. Then loudly proclaiming how they were the better granny because the product they picked had 30 less calories, or less sugar, etc in a very loud voice. It was like watching a senile version of Gollum arguing with himself. Except it was two people.
Also, they insisted on doing the same thing at checkout. Getting bitchy over a few cents or a coupon the other had that this one didn’t have or know about.
Two grannies. Neither want to pass the other in the oh so narrow aisles because of the whole Corvid-19 thing. Despite the fact we have specific times for seniors and have been waving delivery fees because many people can’t leave their house right now.
Instead of backing up and letting the other pass (the maturity!) they decide to stand anoint 10ft away from each other and lob cans at the other. An effective tactic to make people move, albeit violent... if only they were able to throw more then 3ft away from themselves.
Sucky because of all that wasted product and the mess and the cleanup and can we act like fucking adults already!
Oh but that’s not all. They had to exchange terrible insults. As in the kind of thing you’d see on a satire about a bad drama show bad. Like did you steal those insults from a 4 year old? You’re almost a century and that’s the best you can come up with.
Then when GW1 ended. Shortly thereafter, GW2 began. This time with the grannies following each other as the each tried to pick a healthier/more natural/organic/or cheaper version of whatever the other was grabbing. Then loudly proclaiming how they were the better granny because the product they picked had 30 less calories, or less sugar, etc in a very loud voice. It was like watching a senile version of Gollum arguing with himself. Except it was two people.
Also, they insisted on doing the same thing at checkout. Getting bitchy over a few cents or a coupon the other had that this one didn’t have or know about.
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