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Old 08-03-2014, 07:28 PM
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I did something like that once, when I got my first cat after getting my own place. I went back to the supermarket where I used to work, and picked up a bag of cat litter. One of my former coworkers saw me carrying the bag up to the register and asked me, "Oh, did you get a cat?" Without missing a beat, I smiled and said, "Nope! My toilet broke!" This was several years before "Here's Yer Sign", but I could definitely picture him saying it.
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