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Old 01-22-2020, 09:12 PM
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Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
Hell, some are so vindictive, that they will send a Necromancer to you, and then charge you and/or your family for it.
Oh, dear Gord, imagine if the cheap-ass retail industry DID have access to Necromancy. They'd never pay anyone again! ("Hey now, labor laws only apply to the living! Besides, you've only been on for 72 hours straight! Get back to work! . . . Hey you! I told you to face those shelves! I don't care if your arm fell off, use it to grab the stock off of the top! And no more eating customers! It makes our insurance rates go up!")
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