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Old 10-09-2008, 12:54 AM
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Irving Patrick Freleigh Irving Patrick Freleigh is offline
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  • Your whole family wears green and gold to church every Sunday.
  • Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
  • You refer to the Packers as "We".
  • The Vikings and Bears are mentioned only in disgust.
  • A brat is something you eat.
  • You know Eau Claire is something you DO NOT eat.
  • You have no problem spelling Milwaukee and can correctly pronounce Ocononmowoc, Shawano, Manitowoc, Sheboygan, Waukesha and Oshkosh.
  • You consider the city of Madison to be exotic.
  • You don't cough and gag from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
  • You know what a bubbler is.
  • You go out for a fish fry every Friday night.
  • You recognize Illinois and Minnesota drivers not from their license plates, but from the way they drive.
  • You know how to polka.
  • You drink soda and refer to your father as "pop."
  • Formal attire for you is blue jeans, a t-shirt and a baseball cap.
  • Your 4th of July picnic is moved indoors due to frost.
  • You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, Poland, Alaska and Cleveland all in one afternoon.
  • You design your children's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
  • You've seen mosquitoes with landing lights.
  • You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
  • You enjoy driving in winter because the potholes are filled with ice and snow.
  • Your sexy lingerie is a pair of tube socks and a flannel nightshirt.
  • You owe more money on your snowmobile, boat and ATV than on your house.
  • At least twice a year your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
  • Your snowblower got stuck on your roof.
  • You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
  • You actually know what a Leinenkugel is and what you do with it.
  • You think 0 degrees is just a bit chilly
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 03-02-2009 at 12:58 AM. Reason: I forgot Cleveland! :facepalm: