Stupid emo kids!

COMINATCHA · #1 08-29-2006, 04:49 AM

I went into Target the other day to look at their bedding stuff cause I just bought a new bed. This is the Target that I used to work at, so I know most of the staff there. The bedding department looked really trashed, and I soon realised why. This group of teenagers, with their stupid looking emo outfits, were throwing stuff at each other and pulling towels and things off the shelves and onto the floor.

Even though I don't work there, I was getting really pissed off. I don't wana have to sift through their mess to get to the stuff I want to buy. I mean, do they REALLY have to be in a store to have fun, can't they go to a park or the zoo where they freakin belong?

I gave them my evil look (which is usually very effective) and they reacted by throwing a pillow at ME!

ME = "What the fuck? What is wrong with you people?"

Stupid Emo Kid = "I like your hair..."

ME = "Well if you like it so much, don't throw shit at me....or i'll call security"

S.E.K = "You don't work here"

ME = "Oh but I used to, I have my sources..."

S.E.K = "Oh wow, her hair has purple through it, it's kool, I like it"

Me *sigh*

I carried on with my shopping and suddenly hear this loud SMASH!

The kids are running off real fast, and I see what has happened.

There are lamps lying smashed all over the tiled floor, and a pillow lay next to them. They'd obviously thrown it at the shelf and the lamps had fallen and smashed. I couldn't see any staff, so I went and called someone to fix it.

Stupid kids!

ArenaBoy · #2 08-29-2006, 10:59 AM

[Is having a hard time not singing the Emo song] Kids like that do belong to the zoo, but you'd think that them being teenagers they'd know better but they act like idiots.

blas · #3 08-29-2006, 12:27 PM

But see, emo kids have a more difficult time finding their true place in life than most teens do. Emo kids have to make statements (and I'm not talking about unique/individual statements like everyone should make), but their statements are really contradicting, considering their "statements" are trends that nearly every other "lost" "sad" "hopeless" "depressed" teen is into.

Also, emo kids have a burning desire to let the entire world know just how damn sad, depressed, unwanted, used, abused, and disgusted that they are. I guess pulling stunts like this will get attention, hopefully to remove them from their pathetic emo existence and bring them back into teenage reality, if that even exists.

Yes, as you can tell, I despise emo kids.

kebable · #4 08-29-2006, 12:59 PM

dumb question here, but what are EMO kids ??

Mikkel · #5 08-29-2006, 01:13 PM

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Quoth kebable

dumb question here, but what are EMO kids ??

Try here, fun comic too

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trunks2k · #6 08-29-2006, 01:15 PM

Sorry, but I have to say this every time there's a conversation about emo kids:

"I wish my grass was emo. Then it would cut itself"

COMINATCHA · #7 08-29-2006, 02:31 PM

Here's a good link that has a few definitions (yes, i was really that bored).

emo

My favourite part is the example emo conversation -

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying

Irving Patrick Freleigh · #8 08-29-2006, 06:33 PM

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Quoth kebable

dumb question here, but what are EMO kids ??

Pains in the ass

Actually, they're a bunch of kids who go around being sad and doing all they can to let everybody know they're sad. Or something. About ten years ago they'd probably be "grunge" and wearing flannel shirts and baggy pants instead of trying to squeeze into girls' jeans.

I found a good joke about them on urban dictionary:

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None! They all cry in the dark.

kebable · #9 08-30-2006, 07:13 AM

lol!!! :d :d

JustADude · #10 09-01-2006, 07:53 AM

Emos are pathetic wannabes that combine the worst parts of being a Goth with the worst of Punk and drown it all in angst. The best way to tell the difference between the groups (aside from music) is as follows:

Punks are rebelious, but much more hardcore and energetic. They prefer destruction of other things to self-destruction.

Goths have an affinity for the morbid and macabre, but they don't wallow in it. Dark colors are often accompanied by rich gem-tones, and many have much better fashon-sense.

NEITHER are as whiny and self-absorbed as Emos.

Oh, and from what has been said the CHAVs are actual thugs (coming from low-income areas, actual violence & theft, etc) rather than bad imitations like the american wigger.