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Old 11-10-2008, 08:45 PM
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We have a stalker thread already, so why not?

Direct (SFW) innuendo at your CSer of choice in this thread.

Before we get started, a few things:

*folds EQ's pants and puts them in the closet, hands her a coat check ticket* Oh, hush, you know you wouldn't have been keeping these longer than 5 minutes in this thread, and then you'd just lose them and have to borrow somebody else's before you go back into the non-pervy section of the boards.

*sets out some muffins on a table for all* Because innuendo makes you hungry!

*hands Broomjockey a giant inflatable hammer* Just because.

*grabs RW's leash and hands it to Sheldon*

Smiley, you're bringing the Mormons, right? And Fenrus?

Oh, and Minister Jester, there's a full bar over to that side of the room. You're welcome to bless anyone with beer if you like.
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Old 11-10-2008, 09:03 PM
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Why limit the blessings to beer drinkers? I would assume you would have a fully stocked bar.
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Old 11-10-2008, 09:07 PM
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Are you Minister of the Mixed Drinks Church also now?
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Old 11-10-2008, 09:19 PM
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well Saydrah, I'll bring Fenrus whether or not he's willing and hey, Jester got any Choclatinis ready?

Oh and the Mormons... sure, I'll tell them I'm inviting them over for Family Home Evening... I'm sure they'll fall for it
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Old 11-10-2008, 09:23 PM
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Choclatinis
Oh HELLS yes. How did you know my biggest weakness?
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Old 11-10-2008, 09:26 PM
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OoO! My weakness too! Woohoo!

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Old 11-10-2008, 10:39 PM
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*stands there waiting for bunny and snaps to comment*

dodedoodedo.........

*looks at clock*
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Old 11-11-2008, 12:38 AM
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*folds EQ's pants and puts them in the closet, hands her a coat check ticket* Oh, hush, you know you wouldn't have been keeping these longer than 5 minutes in this thread, and then you'd just lose them and have to borrow somebody else's before you go back into the non-pervy section of the boards.
You know me so well!

I brought boozed up Rice Crispy treats!

Wow Broom! Your hammer is so big!
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Old 11-11-2008, 12:40 AM
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Old 11-11-2008, 12:42 AM
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Irv's a lol-cat.
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