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11-10-2008, 08:45 PM
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Store Manager
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Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)
We have a stalker thread already, so why not?
Direct (SFW) innuendo at your CSer of choice in this thread.
Before we get started, a few things:
*folds EQ's pants and puts them in the closet, hands her a coat check ticket* Oh, hush, you know you wouldn't have been keeping these longer than 5 minutes in this thread, and then you'd just lose them and have to borrow somebody else's before you go back into the non-pervy section of the boards.
*sets out some muffins on a table for all* Because innuendo makes you hungry!
*hands Broomjockey a giant inflatable hammer* Just because.
*grabs RW's leash and hands it to Sheldon*
Smiley, you're bringing the Mormons, right? And Fenrus?
Oh, and Minister Jester, there's a full bar over to that side of the room. You're welcome to bless anyone with beer if you like.
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11-10-2008, 09:03 PM
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Inebriant Supply Coordinator
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Why limit the blessings to beer drinkers? I would assume you would have a fully stocked bar.  
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11-10-2008, 09:07 PM
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Are you Minister of the Mixed Drinks Church also now?
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11-10-2008, 09:19 PM
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I need a life
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well Saydrah, I'll bring Fenrus whether or not he's willing  and hey, Jester got any Choclatinis ready?
Oh and the Mormons... sure, I'll tell them I'm inviting them over for Family Home Evening... I'm sure they'll fall for it 
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11-10-2008, 09:23 PM
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Store Manager
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Quote:
Quoth smileyeagle1021
Choclatinis
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Oh HELLS yes. How did you know my biggest weakness?
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My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.
Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.
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11-10-2008, 09:26 PM
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Quote:
Quoth smileyeagle1021
Choclatinis
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OoO! My weakness too! Woohoo!
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11-10-2008, 10:39 PM
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Finding the perfect evil lair
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*stands there waiting for bunny and snaps to comment*
dodedoodedo.........
*looks at clock*
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11-11-2008, 12:38 AM
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Coffee Slinger
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Quote:
Quoth Saydrah
*folds EQ's pants and puts them in the closet, hands her a coat check ticket* Oh, hush, you know you wouldn't have been keeping these longer than 5 minutes in this thread, and then you'd just lose them and have to borrow somebody else's before you go back into the non-pervy section of the boards.
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You know me so well! 
I brought boozed up Rice Crispy treats!
Wow Broom! Your hammer is so big!
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Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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11-11-2008, 12:40 AM
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forgot what 8 was for
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mmmmmmBoooooooooz nomnomnom
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11-11-2008, 12:42 AM
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Coffee Slinger
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Irv's a lol-cat.
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Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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