Verbally abusive wives!!

Phone Jockey · #1 07-15-2006, 05:10 AM

Customer: My TV isn’t working.
Me: OK, let me have you hook the TV directly to the cable to be sure the TV is working.
Customer: OK. PAUL! Go hook the cable to the TV!
Paul: OWWW! OHHH! (various screams)
Me: Is he okay?
Customer: Who cares?

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Customer: Our cable is jumpy.
Me: OK, unplug the cable box.
Customer: JOHN! Emilie wants us to unplug the box! JOHN! Get down here!
John: What? OK. OK.
Customer: Did you unplug it, you ingrate?
John: No.
Customer: He didn’t unplug it! He’s a big liar!
Me: (stunned silence)
Customer: Emilie wants us to unplug it!
John: OK OK…it’s unplugged!
Customer: ARG! What is your problem, JOHN??

Jaden · #2 07-15-2006, 05:19 AM

Wow, what a loving relationship

Poor guys, they need to stop being whipped and break out of there! Assert their independence!!! MALE PRIDE YEA!!!!!!

*looks at all the angry women glaring at him*

I sorry, I be quiet now

Broomjockey · #3 07-15-2006, 05:23 AM

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Quoth Jaden

Wow, what a loving relationship Poor guys, they need to stop being whipped and break out of there! Assert their independence!!! MALE PRIDE YEA!!!!!!

*looks at all the angry women glaring at him*

I sorry, I be quiet now
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Ain't that the truth these days. Any guy who stands up to a woman, eesh!

blas · #4 07-15-2006, 05:23 AM

Um, you guys, that was my boyfriend, and I was the "verbally abusive wife"!

jk

some of you were probably thinking that already, lol

PhoneJockey, do you guys have a "bring your daughter to work" day? If so, I'd love to pretend to be your kid for a day so I could listen in on all these moronic calls to you.

Phone Jockey · #5 07-15-2006, 05:26 AM

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Quoth blas87

PhoneJockey, do you guys have a "bring your daughter to work" day? If so, I'd love to pretend to be your kid for a day so I could listen in on all these moronic calls to you.

I'd tell coworkers you were my sister b/c really, I'm SO youthful! LOL Trust me, if I could, I'd bring everyone to listen for a day. Then everyone would leave temporarily insane.

Broomjockey · #6 07-15-2006, 05:40 AM

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Quoth Phone Jockey

I'd tell coworkers you were my sister b/c really, I'm SO youthful! LOL Trust me, if I could, I'd bring everyone to listen for a day. Then everyone would leave temporarily insane.

Temporarily? I'm sure I'm not the only one only a half step from a rubber room.

blas · #7 07-15-2006, 05:43 AM

I was so close to being in the rubber room that I had a fake jacket to prepare me for the real one when that horrible day would come!

But then I got out of the gas station and my sanity out of nowhere just returned to me

(ok, I really didn't have a fake jacket, but I was very, very close to insanity. I was angry all the time, ask anyone on the boards here. I was a very sucky employee my last few weeks!)