After reading the WPTV article about the man who got arrested for stealing soda
I started reading some of the other links ... and started laughing at some of the comments the reporters tossed in.
one where a woman bit her husband for throwing away her beer.
Notice the comment about "domestic or import" beer. Apparently if you're going to bite your spouse over beer... it really matters what kind of beer it was.
or this case
where a woman was caught trading sex for cheeseburgers
Extra value meal?
And in this one the title alone is funny right there: Police use McDonald's hamburgers to lure naked man from 220-foot Los Angeles radio tower