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04-26-2012, 09:18 AM
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forgot what 8 was for
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Quoth BeenThereDoneThat
Yep, methinks it's time for them to ditch Tiny Useless Outdated Logo and spring for a new one...designed by Seraph 
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Which the client will then demand countless silly, pointless changes to, and treat Seraph as a cursor in a graphics design program that they control by telephone, e-mail, or instant message.
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04-26-2012, 01:23 PM
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Pedestrian of the Apocalypse
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Quoth Kanalah
But knowing is half the battle.
The other half is violence.
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No...
The other half is half blue lasers, half red lasers.
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04-26-2012, 07:22 PM
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Has had too many jobs
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Hmm .. take a screen shot of Ikari Warriors, put something like Wally Worlds 'mascot' over their heads?
Edit : Just because the devil made me do it..
War..what is it good for..absolutely nothing. Good god, ya'll.
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Last edited by Mytical; 04-26-2012 at 07:32 PM.
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04-26-2012, 09:53 PM
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Enemy of Nomalcy
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Quoth Mytical
War..what is it good for..absolutely nothing. Good god, ya'll.
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D: DDR FAN!! <clings>
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By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend
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04-26-2012, 10:37 PM
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Area Manager
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Charge them
My first big programming job for a business (the others before were all small less than 5000 line jobs) the company I was working for made the mistake of writing a contract that basicly did not account for revisions/additions.
I wrote the needed programs that did everything requested in the original contract but the client kept adding features/changes - insisting they did not have to pay the second half of the agreed price. It got to the point that we were losing money because of how many hours I spent making the requested changes.
It was only at that point the boss put his foot down, pointed out all the original requirements were meet and demanded payment.
From then on any contract *ALWAYS* stated that all added changes beyond the original specs were chargeable.
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04-27-2012, 05:29 AM
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Master of the Hypnotoad
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So...lemme get this straight.
They asked for X, Y , and Z
You gave them X, Y, and Z
And then they said that it was not what they wanted?
Once again my brain has just leaped out of my left ear and is now running around the room, yelping like a puppy that got its tail under Granny's rocking chair.
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04-27-2012, 02:59 PM
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Wearing his editor hat
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Location: Never where I want to be
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Quote:
Quoth Kanalah
But knowing is half the battle.
The other half is violence.
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G.I. Joooooo~e
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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04-27-2012, 07:00 PM
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Assistant Manager
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Quote:
Quoth Jay 2K Winger
War.
War never changes.
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Pure win for the quote!
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04-27-2012, 07:51 PM
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Hi there.
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Location: NOLA expatriate
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Quote:
Quoth Merriweather
person in the photo facing the other way, you want to see their face, no problem 
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I'm surprised they didn't ask for this one >_>
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Quoth earl colby pottinger
insisting they did not have to pay the second half of the agreed price. It got to the point that we were losing money because of how many hours I spent making the requested changes.
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If revisions were unaccounted for, they're extra  Besides, if their argument is that they only owe you half because THEY changed the second half, go ahead and quote them a new cost for the second half. Start somewhere around 100% of the original, "complete project" cost and go up from there ^_^
Quote:
Quoth Syriilord
G.I. Joooooo~e
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Hey, if yer a fan (Our European posters may know it as Action Force), I strongly recommend checking out the GI Joe: Resolute animated minseries that Adult Swim did a year or three ago. It's a rather grim -- and much more badass -- take on the concept.
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04-28-2012, 03:53 AM
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Release the Snarken!
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Location: NE Ohio
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Quote:
Quoth EricKei
If revisions were unaccounted for, they're extra 
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Apparently a good friend of mine is starting at a company where they take that seriously (Gods, I WISH!) Change the spec after work has started, and they consider it a new contract for the full amount. For each change. Regardless of size.
Granted, they're dealing in some high-end industrial hardware, so it's a bit less fluid, but damn!
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