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Old 04-25-2012, 02:15 PM
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Heh.. After handing that to him, it would be funny if you could get away with saying, "THERE'S your Saturday. Now, let me see you shove that thing in your mouth..."

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Old 04-25-2012, 03:55 PM
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Oh my, I do believe that's a dildo fashioned from a banana.
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Reminds me of the time years ago when I went out to lunch with a few people from work and one if the men - who was a regular at the restaurant and well known by the staff - ordered some kind of sundae for dessert.
When it turned up.... someone in the kitchen had stuck the end of a banana and two cherries in the whipped cream on top.....
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Heh.. After handing that to him, it would be funny if you could get away with saying, "THERE'S your Saturday. Now, let me see you shove that thing in your mouth..."
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Old 04-26-2012, 10:03 PM
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I've been known to respond to "Are you deaf?" with "What?" Sometimes they'll start to repeat themselves, and then get really pissed off when they realize what I just did.

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You should have given him a Saturday:
That reminds me of the smaller-sized sundaes they used to have (or maybe still do, I haven't eaten there in awhile) at Friendly's, called the "Happy ending." Seriously, someone wasn't thinking when they came up with that name.
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Old 04-27-2012, 01:27 PM
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I've been known to respond to "Are you deaf?" with "What?" Sometimes they'll start to repeat themselves, and then get really pissed off when they realize what I just did.
Heh. I've done that as well.

At the wholesale club, when there had been a long bout of someone's cart sitting in between the security pylons and setting them off, I'd get exchanges like this:

Them: "Doesn't that get on your nerves after a while?"
J2K: "What?"
Them: "I said doesn't that get on your nerves after a while?"
J2K: "What?"
Them:

Of course, I had one guy who apparently didn't get that I was making a joke, and kept repeating himself louder and louder until I had to tell him, truthfully, not really.
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That reminds me of the smaller-sized sundaes they used to have (or maybe still do, I haven't eaten there in awhile) at Friendly's, called the "Happy ending." Seriously, someone wasn't thinking when they came up with that name.
That was from the "EXTREMELY Friendly's" line of desserts. Almost borderline erotic. Too bad they required payment upfront and not afterwards.

Server: "Hi! Welcome to Friendly's! What can I get for you?
Customer: (smiling) "Hi. Uh, yeah. I'd like a uh.. um, a 'happy ending'.."
Server: "Hmm.. Um, you're not a cop. Are you?"


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Old 04-27-2012, 08:01 PM
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the "Happy ending." Seriously, someone wasn't thinking when they came up with that name.
Then again, maybe they were...

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