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Old 05-04-2012, 01:17 PM
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In a topic about dicks, is it wrong that I hope someone's post violates the "failing to see the suck" rule?
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:42 PM
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The info I googled shows March 15. It's celebrated in Japan.

Just when you think you've heard it all . . . somebody cums along and proves you wrong.
Hmm, March 15... even better for me! (My bday is the 16th, I'm also part irish, the 17th sweetens the pot!

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Old 05-04-2012, 02:03 PM
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When you get the boner bill, if you think they are the one who did it, look at them sympathetically and say 'Let me guess. You have an 11 or 12 year old boy. Don't worry, most of them outgrow this kind of idiocy by the time they hit 14." (esp fun if they don't look old enough to have an 11 year old.)
IIRC you can also refuse to take it.

First of all it's defaced currency. Second it could be viewed as sexual harassment if it was obvious that the customer was using it on purpose.


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I thought it was March 14.
Well you know... in Japan it IS called "White Day".

although it's actually a day for women. On V-day women give chocolates to the men in their lives (including coworkers). On W-day men return the favor with gifts.

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Old 05-04-2012, 03:12 PM
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Funny. I thought it was April 15th. Since, in the U.S., that is the day we usually get boned.
Oh, goodness no! We get boned here every day. April 15th is just the day we have to pay the tab for the privilege of getting boned.
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:07 PM
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Funny. I thought it was April 15th. Since, in the U.S., that is the day we usually get boned.
Oh, goodness no! We get boned here every day. April 15th is just the day we have to pay the tab for the privilege of getting boned.
This year it was April 17th...the 15th was a Sunday and the 16th was a holiday in DC
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Old 05-04-2012, 05:35 PM
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Appropriately enough for this thread, I'm eating a hotdog. Chili sauce up one's nose is not fun.
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Old 05-04-2012, 05:39 PM
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Luckily I rubbed it and it came off (yes puns intended). Still. I got several comments when I was working on cleaning it off.
Well of course. You should know better, rubbing one off in public like that.

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Old 05-04-2012, 10:57 PM
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Appropriately enough for this thread, I'm eating a hotdog. Chili sauce up one's nose is not fun.
Hope your suffering didn't last schlong.
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:42 AM
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And here I came into this thread hoping to at LEAST see Alice* poking her head around.

*For those that don't get the wordplay, Cialis is an alternative to Viagra, and is pronounced the same as 'see Alice'

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Old 05-06-2012, 12:54 AM
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Hmm, March 15... even better for me! (My bday is the 16th, I'm also part irish, the 17th sweetens the pot!
Mine is on the 17th (I'm a Saint Patrick's Day baby.)

Wonder if we can have our own version of that festival here for those of us who can't travel to Japan . . ..
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